The Best 13 Chameleons Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chameleons jokes. There are some chameleons lizard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chameleons dumpsters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chameleons Jokes and Puns
I was told that chameleons blend well...
Then why did this one ruin my smoothie?
Why don't chameleons get hit by cars?
They always look both ways.
Chameleons are supposed to blend well,
but I think it's ruined this smoothie.
Me to the Pet Store Attendant: "Do you have any chameleons?"
Pet Shop Attendant: "I have no idea"
A man walked into a pet store
A man walked into a pet store and asked a worker
do you have any chameleons here?
The worker responded:
I don't know
Me, at the chameleon store...
Do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I have no freaking idea
Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.
Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.
Why are chameleons good in smoothies
Because they blend in well
Three chameleons walk into a bar
The first one looks the others in the eyes and says I have a confession to make...
The second one, holding back tears, responds you're seeing someone else?
Two Chameleons walk in a gym.
The first one says Spot me, bro
The second goes Who said that?
Why are chameleons such bad sexual partners?
They come and go
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Chameleon store
*At chameleon store*
Customer: do you have any chameleons
Clerk: I have no idea
Can European chameleons turn blue?
Or is that against EU regulations?
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