Chameleons Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Me to the Pet Store Attendant: "Do you have any chameleons?"

Pet Shop Attendant: "I have no idea"

A man walked into a pet store

A man walked into a pet store and asked a worker
do you have any chameleons here?
The worker responded:
I don't know

Me, at the chameleon store...

Do you have any chameleons?

Clerk: I have no freaking idea

Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.

Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.

Two Chameleons walk in a gym.

The first one says Spot me, bro

The second goes Who said that?

Why are chameleons such bad sexual partners?

They come and go

Chameleon store

*At chameleon store*
Customer: do you have any chameleons
Clerk: I have no idea

What are the funniest chameleons jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Chameleons? Well, here are the best Chameleons puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Chameleons pick up lines to share with friends.


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