The Best 22 Chameleons Change Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chameleons Change jokes. There are some chameleons change jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chameleons change puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chameleons Change Jokes and Puns

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

What is a chameleon that cannot change color?

A reptile dysfunction

Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

reptile disfunction

Did you hear about the old chameleon who can't change color anymore?

He has reptile disfunction


My chameleon couldn't change colors, so I took him to the vet…

Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.

what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore?

Areptile dysfunction

I am really sad because my pet chameleon won't change colors

I think he has ereptile dysfunction

If a chameleon can't change color

Does that mean it has reptile dysfunction?

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

So all the animals gathered and having a party,

Everybody is drinking and talking and having a good time,
suddenly a chameleon get to the middle of the room, say "check this out" and start changing color of his skin for a minute straight.
Once he done he say "Lets see any of you do the same".
Suddenly octopus appear from the crowd and says:
hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer.

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

At a party chameleon says

"Hey, guys, look what I can do", and changes his color to match the walls of the room. Everyone goes "Wow!" Then octopus comes up to him and says "Hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer."

What do you call an upvote that changes colors ?

A karma chameleon

What did the colour-changing lizard say to his significant other?

You're one in chameleon

What's its called when a chameleon can't change its color anymore?

Chameleoff

What do you call chameleon that can't change its colours?

A chameleoff

What is it called when a chameleon can't change it's colour?

Rigor mortis

What do you call a reposting, colour-changing reptile?

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.


I just had to take my chameleon to the vet as he can't change color anymore

He's been diagnosed with A'reptile dysfunction

There was a chameleon at the zoo that could not change colour

The vet said it was a case of reptile dysfunction

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chameleons change jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chameleons change piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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