Chameleon Jokes
70 chameleon jokes and hilarious chameleon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chameleon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this collection of hilarious jokes about chameleons! From Karma Chameleon to dysentery, this article will have you laughing out loud. Enjoy!
Funniest Chameleon Short Jokes
Short chameleon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chameleon humour may include short camouflage jokes also.
- A Man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner "Do you have any chameleons?" (Looks around) No idea mate.
- Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.
No, blue.
No wait, a pink one.
Cool.
Never mind, I'm keeping it! - My chameleon couldn't change colors, so I took him to the vet… Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.
- I love going to pet shops. If I see an empty cage, I put a large pre prepared sign, saying "CHAMELEON".... (stand back and watch the fun.)
- What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? A comma comma comma comma comma chameleon!
- I am really sad because my pet chameleon won't change colors I think he has ereptile dysfunction
- A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped. Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
- I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk. Brown to the left of me. Ochre to the right. Here I am stuck in a middle-ish hue.
- I walked into a pet shop and said, "Excuse me, do you have any blenders?" The man said "yes" and handed me a chameleon.
- Me to the Pet Store Attendant: "Do you have any chameleons?" Pet Shop Attendant: "I have no idea"
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Chameleon One Liners
Which chameleon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chameleon? I can suggest the ones about lizard and amphibian.
- What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
- Why are accordions like chameleons? They can blend into any musical genre.
- What do you call a reptilian redditor? A karma chameleon
- What do you call a lizard that tells jokes? A stand up chameleon!
- I was told that chameleons blend well... Then why did this one ruin my smoothie?
- Why do you never drive on a highway next to a chameleon? He might turn into you.
- Why don't chameleons get hit by cars? They always look both ways.
- I think I have a chameleon infestation But there is no real way to tell
- Boy George has been attacked by his pet lizard He's going to get a calmer chameleon.
- What do you call an upvote that changes colors ? A karma chameleon
- Why are chameleons good in smoothies Because they blend in well
- What did the colour-changing lizard say to his significant other? You're one in chameleon
- Lost airport chameleon finally found after hiding in plane site
- I never put my unpopular opinions on Reddit. I guess you could say I'm a Karma Chameleon.
- What's its called when a chameleon can't change its color anymore? Chameleoff
Karma Chameleon Jokes
Here is a list of funny karma chameleon jokes and even better karma chameleon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon
- What do you call a reposting, colour-changing reptile? Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
- What does a karma chameleon do at the end of a one night stand? They come and go
- What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon
- Did you hear about the Buddhist Reptile that Boy George adopted? It's a Karma Chameleon.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Chameleon Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about chameleon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheetah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chameleon pranks.
"Have I made myself clear?"
Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass.
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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van c**...?
Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
"What do you call a sleeping chameleon?"
"A Chameleoff"
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Why are chameleons such bad s**... partners?
They come and go
A chameleon came into a new environment.
He thought to himself, 'Colour me intrigued'.
I bought a chameleon...
and promptly lost it.
What do you call chameleon that can't change its colours?
A chameleoff
What is it called when a chameleon can't change it's colour?
Rigor mortis
Boy George has never owned an angry chameleon.
He knows how to calm a chameleon.
What is Boy George's favourite curry?
Korma Chameleon
Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.
Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.
You should never...
You should never pamper your pet chameleon, because it'll start to show it's *true colours.*
A comedian and a chameleon get into a fight
The comedian makes a sad joke and the chameleon turns blue.
Turns out sitting on a chameleon was the best way to win.
Two Chameleons walk in a gym.
The first one says Spot me, bro
The second goes Who said that?
Waiter: "What'll it be?"
Diner: "I'll have the chameleon."
Waiter: "That's not on the menu."
Diner: "How can you be sure?"
Three moms were driving and nearly ran over a Lizard.
It was car ma car ma car ma chameleon.
So all the animals gathered and having a party,
Everybody is drinking and talking and having a good time,
suddenly a chameleon get to the middle of the room, say "check this out" and start changing color of his skin for a minute straight.
Once he done he say "Lets see any of you do the same".
Suddenly octopus appear from the crowd and says:
hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer.
What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt?
Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
Three chameleons walk into a bar
The first one looks the others in the eyes and says I have a confession to make...
The second one, holding back tears, responds you're seeing someone else?
I was walking in the jungle…
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes
I turn to the local tribesman and said That lizard is really funny.
The tribesman replied That's not a lizard…
He's a stand up chameleon…
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A guy on m**... decides to sell his chameleon, and starts typing an ad
I have a red chameleon for sale. Nope a blue one. Scratch that, a green chameleon. Wooow, not for sale.
I'm really funny, people tell me my humour comes in all sorts of colors.
Someone suggested I should be a stand up chameleon.
