Chamber Jokes
78 chamber jokes and hilarious chamber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chamber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with the best Chamber jokes from the Chamber of Commerce, Secrets, and even the Pot. You won't expecto what's inside the Vaccuum and even an Expellianus joke. Read on and enjoy these hilarious Chamber jokes!
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Funniest Chamber Short Jokes
Short chamber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chamber humour may include short cavity jokes also.
- What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
- What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter Warning: Offensive
Harry got out of the chamber. - Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand. When he suddenly felt a strange itch.
This girl...
She had Hogwarts. - I was in a hyperbolic chamber last night. It was the best thing anyone, anywhere has ever done!
- What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber.
Courtesy of my comrade Ivo - If you put Holy Water in a humidifier If you put Holy Water in a humidifier it turns the room into a gas chamber for vampires.
- Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs? Because it's too close to the gas chamber.
I'll show myself out - Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber. If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
- Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.
- My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad?
He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
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Chamber One Liners
Which chamber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chamber? I can suggest the ones about courtroom and cabinet.
- I got Inside a vacuum chamber once. It was breath taking.
- Why is Harry Potter better than Jews? He made it out of the chamber.
- I HATE being stuck in a vacuum chamber Makes my blood boil
- This is what an echo chamber looks like This is what an echo chamber looks like
- Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them.
- What do you call a forum for bats? An echo chamber
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep That's why I requested the gas chamber
- Vacuum chambers They really make my blood boil
- What happens when you put flies in low atmospheric pressure chamber? They become walks.
- it 🅱️ like that 3 Jews walked into a bar
Lol jk it was a gas chamber - How do you stop a Jew from Choking? You let him out of the Gas Chamber.
- Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.
- Thee jews walk into a bar. I lied, it was a gas chamber.
- Why are there no Jewish wrestlers? Because of the Elimination Chamber.
- How do we know Harry Potter wasn't Jewish He made it out of the chamber
Chamber Of Secrets Jokes
Here is a list of funny chamber of secrets jokes and even better chamber of secrets puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an arabian couple? Ahmed and the chamber of secrets.
- Harry Goes to Hermoine and says I think I found the "Chamber of Secrets".
Chamber Pot Jokes
Here is a list of funny chamber pot jokes and even better chamber pot puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a chamber p**... in Russia? A p**...-tin
- What do you call a metallic Russian chamber p**...? Vladimir p**...-tin.
- I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber p**... and a pan
He said 'no'
Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
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What funny jokes about chamber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compartment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chamber pranks.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a p**... in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber p**... here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo
A prince makes his way to a castle where he hopes to find the sleeping beauty...
...he indeed finds her, still asleep, but to his surprise there are already 3 other princes in her chamber apparently taking turns in b**... her. He asks what is going on, to which one of them replies "You can join right in, but make sure not to kiss her!"
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
A cannibal has eaten former president Clinton.
He's expected to pass a Bill in the house chamber shortly.
Why don't Jewish guys give o**... s**...?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
Today I found out what an echo chamber was.
...I've got some really terrible news for you guys.
Scientist: "Would you mind testing a space suit in a vacuum chamber for me?"
Test subject: "Sure thing"
Scientist: "Ok, make sure to press the orange button. No pressure."
A Guy Walks Into a Bar with a Loaded Six Shooter with 1 in the Chamber
And yells "Who slept with my wife!? I'm gunna shoot that motherfuc***!"
A guy in the back yells back
"You're gunna need more ammo!"
So I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's chamber with m**...
He's a High priest now
Short gun story
A man walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered p**... and yelled, "I have a colt 45 model 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who is sleeping with my wife!"
A voice yelled from the back of the bar, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
Where would you find Harry Potter if he had a sore t**...?
The Chamber of Sucrets
h**...
Interviewer : Why did you killed all the Jewish inside that chamber?
h**... : I didn't kill them, gas did.
Man, black Jews must've had it rough...
They had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
(I'm so sorry)
What do you get when you cross Eric Clapton with Heinrich Himmler?
A classical gas chamber.
A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
A man walks into a bar with a gun.
A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells out loud, "I have a 1911 with 7 rounds and 1 in the chamber! I heard the man who was sleeping with my wife hangs out here! Where is he!?" From the back of the bar a man shouts out, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
Hyperbaric chambers aren't that cool, but I put together a hyperbolic chamber...
It's the coolest, bestest, most fun way there could ever be to not treat the bends.
The Outlast Whistleblower DLC actually shares the same plot as WW2
Turn off the gas chamber
A Jew recently sued the German government retroactively for crimes against his religion.
The judge said "I think we should discuss this in my chamber"
A elastic band is thrown into a t**... chamber,
A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,
The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
You have so much potential
I work at a science lab
Last week the laughing gas chamber broke and everyone was exposed, we ended up laughing for 5 hours straight, it was hilarious.
Not funny? Well, i guess you had to be there.
A man is in the confession chamber.
Father - he says - I've sinned.
What have you done, my child? answers the priest.
I r**... a kid and I have blasphemed and cursed during the act.
Yeah no wonder, they never stay still.
what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door
That's so Raven
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a p**... and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
We're the Chamber family and I can tell you one thing:
My parents are d**....
I was checking out this ant hive, and found a hole with all their young, and the queen deep in thought and anxious.
Apparently, it was her brooding chamber.
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his
unholstered p**... and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
The perpetrator killed the victim by keeping him in a temperature chamber set to 1C
The sentence was first degree m**....
A guy walks into a bar waving a p**...
He yells I've got a 7 round magazine and one in the chamber, now I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!
A guy from the back of the room calls out you're gonna need more ammo!
