The Best 35 Chamber Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chamber jokes. There are some chamber petroleum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chamber jew gas chamber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chamber Jokes and Puns
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
I got Inside a vacuum chamber once.
It was breath taking.
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter
Warning: Offensive
Harry got out of the chamber.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a pistol and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
So I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's chamber with Marijuana
He's a High priest now
Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand.
When he suddenly felt a strange itch.
This girl...
She had Hogwarts.
A man walks into a bar with a gun.
A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells out loud, "I have a 1911 with 7 rounds and 1 in the chamber! I heard the man who was sleeping with my wife hangs out here! Where is he!?" From the back of the bar a man shouts out, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
Why is Harry Potter better than Jews?
He made it out of the chamber.
Short gun story
A man walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a colt 45 model 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who is sleeping with my wife!"
A voice yelled from the back of the bar, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
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What do you call a chamber pot in Russia?
A poo-tin
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his
unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet?
The Bullet leaves the chamber.
Courtesy of my comrade Ivo
Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
I HATE being stuck in a vacuum chamber
Makes my blood boil
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber.
If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs?
Because it's too close to the gas chamber.
I'll show myself out
Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.
It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.
My Favorite Anti
Why was the Black Jew mad?
He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
A elastic band is thrown into a torture chamber,
A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,
The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
You have so much potential
A fiery demon, clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled damnation.
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
Man, black Jews must've had it rough...
They had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
(I'm so sorry)
A Guy Walks Into a Bar with a Loaded Six Shooter with 1 in the Chamber
And yells "Who slept with my wife!? I'm gunna shoot that motherfuc***!"
A guy in the back yells back
"You're gunna need more ammo!"
What's the difference between a jew and a bullet?[NSFW]
A bullet actually comes out of a chamber.
This is what an echo chamber looks like
This is what an echo chamber looks like
Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?
There was too much gas in them.
What do you call a forum for bats?
An echo chamber
A man is in the confession chamber.
Father - he says - I've sinned.
What have you done, my child? answers the priest.
I raped a kid and I have blasphemed and cursed during the act.
Yeah no wonder, they never stay still.
I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber pot and a pan
He said 'no'
Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
I want to die peacefully in my sleep
That's why I requested the gas chamber
I was checking out this ant hive, and found a hole with all their young, and the queen deep in thought and anxious.
Apparently, it was her brooding chamber.
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
A prince makes his way to a castle where he hopes to find the sleeping beauty...
...he indeed finds her, still asleep, but to his surprise there are already 3 other princes in her chamber apparently taking turns in banging her. He asks what is going on, to which one of them replies "You can join right in, but make sure not to kiss her!"
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