Chamber Jokes
74 chamber jokes and hilarious chamber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chamber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with the best Chamber jokes from the Chamber of Commerce, Secrets, and even the Pot. You won't expecto what's inside the Vaccuum and even an Expellianus joke. Read on and enjoy these hilarious Chamber jokes!
Funniest Chamber Short Jokes
Short chamber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chamber humour may include short cavity jokes also.
- Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand. When he suddenly felt a strange itch.
This girl...
She had Hogwarts. - I was in a hyperbolic chamber last night. It was the best thing anyone, anywhere has ever done!
- If you put Holy Water in a humidifier If you put Holy Water in a humidifier it turns the room into a gas chamber for vampires.
- Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber. If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
- Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.
- My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad?
He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber. - I told my hypoxemic patient that his blood started entering the deoxygenated chambers of his heart. I said it was all RIGHT.
- I was checking out this ant hive, and found a hole with all their young, and the queen deep in thought and anxious. Apparently, it was her brooding chamber.
- Today I found out what an echo chamber was. ...I've got some really terrible news for you guys.
- I work at a science lab Last week the laughing gas chamber broke and everyone was exposed, we ended up laughing for 5 hours straight, it was hilarious.
Not funny? Well, i guess you had to be there.
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Chamber One Liners
Which chamber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chamber? I can suggest the ones about courtroom and cabinet.
- I got Inside a vacuum chamber once. It was breath taking.
- I HATE being stuck in a vacuum chamber Makes my blood boil
- This is what an echo chamber looks like This is what an echo chamber looks like
- What do you call a forum for bats? An echo chamber
- Vacuum chambers They really make my blood boil
- What happens when you put flies in low atmospheric pressure chamber? They become walks.
- Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.
- Why are there no Jewish wrestlers? Because of the Elimination Chamber.
- How do we know Harry Potter wasn't Jewish He made it out of the chamber
- What do you call a white supremacist forum? An (((chamber)))
- Why did the gas chambers have 11 inlet holes? Because you only have 10 fingers
- How did the Jew escape the Chamber? Through Sublimation.
- Why couldn't Germany make a successful vacuum chamber? There was too much gas!
- What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
- Why did the gas chamber attack the Fine Brothers To create a reaction
Chamber Of Secrets Jokes
Here is a list of funny chamber of secrets jokes and even better chamber of secrets puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Harry Goes to Hermoine and says I think I found the "Chamber of Secrets".
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What funny jokes about chamber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compartment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chamber pranks.
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I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber p**... and a pan
He said 'no'
Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
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Joke from Les Bonnes Femmes
Man: Whats the difference between a frying pan and a chamber p**...?
Woman: I don't know
Man: Then I would hate to eat your place!
Man laughs uncontrollably in a creepy way, perhaps foreshadowing the upcoming r**... scene.
A Zebra Dies and Goes to Heaven
When he reaches the pearly gates he is stopped by Saint Peter.
"Welcome to Heaven" says Saint Peter, "you may now ask God one question".
The Zebra says, "oh good, I'm going to ask him if I'm a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes!"
So the Zebra enters Gods' chamber and says, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God simply replies, "You are what You are".
Disappointed the Zebra returns to Saint Peter. "What did he say?" Asks Saint Peter.
"He said. 'You are what you are'" replied the Zebra sadly.
"Oh," said Saint Peter, "that means you're a white horse".
"How do you know that?" asked the Zebra.
"Well," explains Saint Peter, "if you were a black horse He would have said, 'You is what You is'".
What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter?
Harry can survive the Chamber.
What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here:
Echo Chamber
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What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter
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Harry got out of the chamber.
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3 jews walk into a bar.....
named Gas Chamber.
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A prince makes his way to a castle where he hopes to find the sleeping beauty...
...he indeed finds her, still asleep, but to his surprise there are already 3 other princes in her chamber apparently taking turns in b**... her. He asks what is going on, to which one of them replies "You can join right in, but make sure not to kiss her!"
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet?
The Bullet leaves the chamber.
Courtesy of my comrade Ivo
What do you call a German theatre that only does suspenseful dramas and plays?
The Gasp Chamber
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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Why did the particle physicists detect pair annihilation in a cloud chamber?
Because apparently annihilation in a gas chamber was already taken.
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
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A cannibal has eaten former president Clinton.
He's expected to pass a Bill in the house chamber shortly.
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Why don't Jewish guys give o**... s**...?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
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Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?
There was too much gas in them.
Scientist: "Would you mind testing a space suit in a vacuum chamber for me?"
Test subject: "Sure thing"
Scientist: "Ok, make sure to press the orange button. No pressure."
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What did the Jew say when the n**... started pouring gas into his chamber?
Ah-schitz
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So I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's chamber with m**...
He's a High priest now
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Where would you find Harry Potter if he had a sore t**...?
The Chamber of Sucrets
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h**...
Interviewer : Why did you killed all the Jewish inside that chamber?
h**... : I didn't kill them, gas did.
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What do you get when you cross Eric Clapton with Heinrich Himmler?
A classical gas chamber.
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A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
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What do you call an arabian couple?
Ahmed and the chamber of secrets.
Hyperbaric chambers aren't that cool, but I put together a hyperbolic chamber...
It's the coolest, bestest, most fun way there could ever be to not treat the bends.
The Outlast Whistleblower DLC actually shares the same plot as WW2
Turn off the gas chamber
A Jew recently sued the German government retroactively for crimes against his religion.
The judge said "I think we should discuss this in my chamber"
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A elastic band is thrown into a t**... chamber,
A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,
The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
You have so much potential
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A man is in the confession chamber.
Father - he says - I've sinned.
What have you done, my child? answers the priest.
I r**... a kid and I have blasphemed and cursed during the act.
Yeah no wonder, they never stay still.
My Great Grandpa nearly died in the holocaust! He was innocently doing his job when he was attacked by an angry mob!
Turns out the gas chamber malfunctioned.
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h**... wanted to take a shower with his girlfriend after they had s**...
But they accidentally walked into the gas chamber
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This is called the h**...!
Two in the pink, one in the gas chamber!
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Scientists in Mississippi have invented a chamber that turns people into racists while they're inside.
They're calling it a "voting booth".
what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door
That's so Raven
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We're the Chamber family and I can tell you one thing:
My parents are d**....
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
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What do you call a chamber p**... in Russia?
A p**...-tin
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The perpetrator killed the victim by keeping him in a temperature chamber set to 1C
The sentence was first degree m**....
