Challenge Jokes
102 challenge jokes and hilarious challenge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about challenge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Challenge Short Jokes
Short challenge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The challenge humour may include short contest jokes also.
- Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
- The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
- Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%
- The American President has challenged the british Prime Minister to a debate. Nobody knows what may happen.
Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump. - Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
- Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.. ..if you're not willing to deal with the reaper cushions.
- I made a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight… I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.
- I challenged the number 1 to a fight. When 1 showed up, he brought 3, 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
- Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
- Don't ever challenge Death to a pillow fight If you do, you must be prepared for the Reaper cushions.
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Challenge One Liners
Which challenge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with challenge? I can suggest the ones about difficulty and venture.
- Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions
- The people of Pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
- I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.
- I challenged Death to a pillow fight. I wasn't prepared for the reaper cushions.
- The Romans did not find algebra challenging because X was always 10
- A friend challenged me to get more karma I replied *"piece of cake"*
- Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions
- Titanic be like "I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"
- What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
- What do you call a mentally challenged lion? A leotard
- Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging they always knew X was 10
- People said opening my present would be challenging Turns out it was a piece of cake
- Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.
- Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
- Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it" Kidz bop "challenge accepted"
Challenge Accepted Jokes
Here is a list of funny challenge accepted jokes and even better challenge accepted puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged.
- Imagine Dragons is doing a concert in Washington DC They start singing Believer... "First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head"
Donald Trump stands up and says, "Challenge accepted" - I saw an ad that said Drink London Dry Challenge accepted.
- Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted.
Swarzeneggar did 910,
But Bush did 911. - Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help.
- Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me. Friend: challenge accepted A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Friend: you son of a b*t**....
Cheerful Challenge Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about challenge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean task jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make challenge pranks.
A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling...
Confused, he asks the bartender "why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?" The bartender says "I'm glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on where if you can jump up and slap both pieces of meat with your hands I'll cover your tab for the whole rest of the night. However, if you attempt to slap the meat and miss, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks in the bar until we close". The bartender looks back at the customer and asks "So what do you say, would you like to give the challenge a shot?" The customer quickly responds with a "No". "Why not?" The bartender asks. The customer replies, "The stakes are too high".
Dating a blind girl is challenging yet rewarding..
It took me forever to get her husbands voice just right
Tiger Woods playing golf.
Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.
Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.
A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"
I had a t**... on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
The Montana Department of Employment
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
Jar Full of $10 Bills
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $10 bills on the bar. He goes to the barkeep and says "Hey, what's up with that jar?"
The bartender responds "Well, you put in 10 bucks, do 3 challenges, and if you do them you get the whole jar."
The man says "Wow that's pretty cool, what are the challenges?"
The barkeep lists "Well, first ya gotta drink a whole bottle of hot sauce, and no nursing. Second, there's a dog out back who has a sore tooth and he's real grouchy, and you gotta take out the bad tooth bare handed. Last, there's this old lady upstairs who's never done the hokey pokey, if ya know what I mean, and you gotta fix that."
The man replies in disgust "I can't do any of those!" So the man gets drunk. Being drunk, he decides he can do anything and says "Hand me the bottle of hot sauce." So the bartender hands the man the bottle and the man drinks the whole, straight down. He then goes outside to deal with the dog. As the door shuts you hear yelping and screaming and hollering and growling and then.... dead silence... The door creaks open and the man walks in. He's all covered in blood, his shirts torn, he's missing hair... and in a drunken slur he asks "Where's the old lady with the tooth problem?"
Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work...
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
Two magicians walk into a bakery
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand
The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg r**... and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
A man walks into a bar
He notices some pieces of meat hanging down from the ceiling. He goes up to the bartender and asks "What's with the meat on the ceiling?"
Bartender:"It's a challenge. If you can jump up and touch one, you get free beer for a night."
Man:"Nah, pass".
Bartender: "What? Why not?"
Man:"The steaks are too high"
George W. Bush challenged Arnold Schwarzenegger to a push-up contest.
George W. Bush challenged arnold schwarzenegger to a push-up contest. Schwarzenegger did 910 push-ups. Bush won because he did 911.
A 10 years old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom in Pennsylvania yesterday
.... when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life his family, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia 76ers whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
I challenged a guy to a game of Pool.
"The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend," I declared.
Boy, did he look smug when he won.
Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend.
Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear
It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear
I have just started a s**... relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
A man from out of town walks into a bar...
he sees large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why the meat is hanging down from the ceiling. The bartender says "Around these parts we have a challenge. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get it for free. If you can't you have to pay the price of the meat but you don't get it. How about taking the bet?" The man looks up at the meat. "Nah" He says. "The steaks are too high.
If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment...
... can you justifiably call them "a little tardy"?
A couple have a lot of s**...
They challenge each other to see who can have the most s**... in a month. The woman wins.
Some say she cheated.
A man walks into a bar, and noticed a couple T-bones nailed to the ceiling.
He asks the bartender what they're for.
Bartender tells him it's a challenge. If you can jump and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the night. If you miss, you buy everyone's drinks for an hour.
The man shakes his head and says. "I'm gonna pass. The steaks are too high."
The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight.
So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil.
What do you call a mentally challenged time machine?
A retardis
People often misuse the word "chivalry."
I looked up the rules of chivalry. Only one part is about respecting women. The rest is medieval battle etiquette.
The other day I didn't open a door for a women behind me. "I guess chivlary is dead," she said. Enraged, I challenged her to armed combat
Turns out I'm the better jouster.
Chivalry is alive but that woman is dead.
A new recruit in the military was looking for a sheet of paper
He would look for a particular sheet of paper no matter the day and weather. He refused to tell anyone what the sheet of paper was about, so after a week of this recruit searching high and low for the sheet of paper, the psychiatrist declared him mentally challenged and discharged him from the military. He handed the letter of discharge to the recruit and he smiled and said "Oh yes. This is the sheet of paper I was looking for!"
My granddad was a wise man...
...he told me that you can't find happiness all by yourself. To live a truly happy life you need to be in a fulfilling relationship. You need to find a wife that loves you unconditionally, a wife that challenges you on a daily basis, a wife that you always want to make love to and most importantly you must make sure that they'll never meet.
Bringing her home to meet mother
I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.
The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.
They only have periodic tables.
A man walks into a bar..
A man walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, about 12 feet high. He asks the bartender, Why are there these steaks hanging from the ceiling? . The bartender then replies, We have this challenge where of you can jump and hit one of the meats, you drink for free tonight, but if you miss, you have to buy drinks for everyone else in the bar. Wanna give it a try?
The man then replies, Nah, the steaks are too high
The kid next door challenged me to a water fight
what's up guys, I'm just here killing time while the water boils
Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?
When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face?
Losing their mom in the mall.
What did the titanic say before it sank?
I am going to nominate all of my passengers for the ALS Icebucket Challenge.
Boris Johnson coronavirus joke
For those sending around vile jokes about the Prime Minister in ICU... please remember the words of The Queen last night:
I hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challenge. Show some class.
An anti vaxxer tried the 10 year challenge...
I guess it wouldn't be a challenge if it wasn't hard
Here's to antivaxxers...
The h**... players of the 10 year challenge.
Just got challenged to a water fight by the neighbors kids
Decided to pop on here for a while the water boils
The kid next door challenged me to a water fight
Thought I'd post it here while the water boils.
I was challenged to my first fight the other day. I picked out an outfit, showed up and got my a**... kicked.
It turned out not to be my strong suit.
I love my job! exclaimed the farmer. All you do is boss me around all day! complained one of his sheep. What did you say? challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
You herd me.
Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.
Chivalry Is Dead
I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
Chivalry aint dead but she is.
My wife challenged me to a game of s**... poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.""Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?""My babysitter's boyfriend."
Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.
Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.
God challenges the Devil to a game of baseball.
How can I lose? God said. I have all the best players up here!
How can I lose? Said the Devil. I have all of the umpires down here.
A man walks into a crowded bar, and notices 3 slabs of meat hanging behind the bar
He asks the bartender what they're there for, and the bartender tells the man that the bar currently has a challenge going on. If you can jump up, and hit all 3 slabs of meat before your feet hit the ground, you drink free for a month. But, if you don't, you need to cover the cost of everyone's drinks until we close tonight.
The man thinks about it for a little while before declining the challenge. The bartender asks the man Why? , and the man responds The stakes are too high.
I once had a relationship with a blind woman
It was very rewarding but also quite challenging.
It took me *ages* to get her husband's voice right.
Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes
And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight
The loser had to wear his underwear over his clothes for the rest of his life
People keep saying chivalry is dead. But, I looked up the definition of chivalry and it has little to do with manners and it is more about knights and combat.
The other day when I didn't open the classroom door for a girl in my class, she said that chivalry is dead. So, I challenged her to a duel.
To conclude, chivalry is not dead. But, that girl is.
A little boy came home from the playground with a b**... nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"
Two prisoners are breaking out.
To make it to freedom, they have to climb over seven high walls. The first two are no problem, but they are starting to get tired after wall three. Wall four is quite challenging for them, but they make it with little issue. After wall five, they are exhausted, but they keep going. Smelling freedom, they push forward and barely manage to scale wall six, dropping down completely spent. Looking up at the final wall, one prisoner says to the other: "I'm completely exhausted and can't go any further. Let's turn back."
One time my uncle challenged me that I cant do a simple electrical wiring.
He got shocked after I completed the work.
Yo' mama is so dirty...
She did the Tide Pod challenge and vanished
