Challenger Jokes
32 challenger jokes and hilarious challenger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about challenger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Read on for a collection of the best Challenger jokes, from bad jokes about the Dodge Challenger to witty ones about the Space Shuttle Challenger. Enjoy a laugh and relive the past with these funny jokes!
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Funniest Challenger Short Jokes
Short challenger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The challenger humour may include short champion jokes also.
- Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
- The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
- Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%
- The American President has challenged the british Prime Minister to a debate. Nobody knows what may happen.
Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump. - Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
- Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
- Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
- I once had a relationship with a blind woman It was very rewarding but also quite challenging.
It took me *ages* to get her husband's voice right.
- It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
- Chivalry Is Dead I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
Chivalry aint dead but she is.
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Challenger One Liners
Which challenger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with challenger? I can suggest the ones about champ and opponent.
- Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions
- The people of Pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
- I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.
- Titanic be like "I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"
- What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
- People said opening my present would be challenging Turns out it was a piece of cake
- Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.
- Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
- Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it" Kidz bop "challenge accepted"
- What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face? Losing their mom in the mall.
- What does NASA stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts
- Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down.
- Punchline Challenge: "And by the way, you've got a lovely home!" What's the setup ?
- You see a mousetrap I see free cheese and a challenge
- If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?
Nasa Challenger Jokes
Here is a list of funny nasa challenger jokes and even better nasa challenger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail? Because you experience 0 G's in space.
Challenger Shuttle Jokes
Here is a list of funny challenger shuttle jokes and even better challenger shuttle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween. Lots of parts to this costume.
- The crew on the Challenger must have had great hair prior to the shuttle failure. They found their Head and Shoulders on the shore.
- What do you call the people who were onboard the "Challenger" space shuttle? Unfortu-nauts.

Silly & Ridiculous Challenger Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about challenger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean all champion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make challenger pranks.
Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.
Boris Johnson coronavirus joke
For those sending around vile jokes about the Prime Minister in ICU... please remember the words of The Queen last night:
I hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challenge. Show some class.
Bringing her home to meet mother
I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.
Two magicians walk into a bakery
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
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A couple have a lot of s**...
They challenge each other to see who can have the most s**... in a month. The woman wins.
Some say she cheated.
