Challenger Jokes

Funniest Challenger Short Jokes

Short challenger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The challenger humour may include short champion jokes also.

1. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
2. The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
3. Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%
4. The American President has challenged the british Prime Minister to a debate. Nobody knows what may happen.
   Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
5. Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
6. Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
7. Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
8. I once had a relationship with a blind woman It was very rewarding but also quite challenging.
   It took me *ages* to get her husband's voice right.
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9. It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
10. Chivalry Is Dead I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
    Chivalry aint dead but she is.

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Challenger One Liners

Which challenger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with challenger? I can suggest the ones about champ and opponent.

1. Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions
2. The people of Pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
3. I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.
4. Titanic be like "I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"
5. What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
6. People said opening my present would be challenging Turns out it was a piece of cake
7. Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.
8. Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
9. Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it" Kidz bop "challenge accepted"
10. What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face? Losing their mom in the mall.
11. What does NASA stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts
12. Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down.
13. Punchline Challenge: "And by the way, you've got a lovely home!" What's the setup ?
14. You see a mousetrap I see free cheese and a challenge
15. If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?

Nasa Challenger Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa challenger jokes and even better nasa challenger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail? Because you experience 0 G's in space.

Challenger Shuttle Jokes

Here is a list of funny challenger shuttle jokes and even better challenger shuttle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween. Lots of parts to this costume.
• The crew on the Challenger must have had great hair prior to the shuttle failure. They found their Head and Shoulders on the shore.
• What do you call the people who were onboard the "Challenger" space shuttle? Unfortu-nauts.

Silly & Ridiculous Challenger Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about challenger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean all champion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make challenger pranks.