The Best 72 Challenge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Challenge jokes. There are some challenge contestant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these challenge gauntlet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Challenge Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling...

Confused, he asks the bartender "why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?" The bartender says "I'm glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on where if you can jump up and slap both pieces of meat with your hands I'll cover your tab for the whole rest of the night. However, if you attempt to slap the meat and miss, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks in the bar until we close". The bartender looks back at the customer and asks "So what do you say, would you like to give the challenge a shot?" The customer quickly responds with a "No". "Why not?" The bartender asks. The customer replies, "The stakes are too high".

I need your best jokes about mammals. Can you guys help me out?

I need a good, clean, short joke about a mammal. I know this is an odd request, but maybe some of you will enjoy the challenge, or maybe you have some good ones you're just waiting to share. Let me have em.

Pun challenge

My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me "No pun in ten did"

Challenge joke, Pun challenge

My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge.

He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language.

A man walks into a bar

He notices some pieces of meat hanging down from the ceiling. He goes up to the bartender and asks "What's with the meat on the ceiling?"

Bartender:"It's a challenge. If you can jump up and touch one, you get free beer for a night."


Man:"Nah, pass".
Bartender: "What? Why not?"

Man:"The steaks are too high"


I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...

The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a bitch!'

Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'

Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge)

No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes.

Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different.

Challenge joke, Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge)

One year ago, I tried to do the condom challenge...

I failed, and he's 3 months old.

I challenged a guy to a game of Pool.

"The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend," I declared.

Boy, did he look smug when he won.

Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend.

I challenged Superman to a fight.

The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear

It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear

You can explore challenge defy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean challenge win dad jokes. There are also challenge puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


There are four rules when getting married.

You need a woman who loves you unconditionally, a woman who will always challenge you, a woman who you will always want to make love to. And finally make sure they never meet.

A man from out of town walks into a bar...

he sees large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why the meat is hanging down from the ceiling. The bartender says "Around these parts we have a challenge. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get it for free. If you can't you have to pay the price of the meat but you don't get it. How about taking the bet?" The man looks up at the meat. "Nah" He says. "The steaks are too high.

Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it"

Kidz bop "challenge accepted"

A couple have a lot of sex

They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins.

Some say she cheated.

Titanic be like

"I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"

Challenge joke, Titanic be like

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

My dad did the running man challenge!

but he never came back :'(

I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept?

Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged.


Challenge

Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted.
Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

I challenge someone to say something including the word "Trump" or "Hilary" without sounding biased in any way.

Hang on... Did I just...

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular.

She only does it when we have sex though.

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.

I'm going to run a marathon next year.

It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable.

A man walks into a bar, and noticed a couple T-bones nailed to the ceiling.

He asks the bartender what they're for.

Bartender tells him it's a challenge. If you can jump and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the night. If you miss, you buy everyone's drinks for an hour.

The man shakes his head and says. "I'm gonna pass. The steaks are too high."

Instead of trying to find intelligent life on other planets, NASA should...

...Try to find some in the White House. It might prove to be more of a challenge.

A guy walks into a bar

He sees some meat hanging off the ceiling. Curious he asks the bartender,

"What's with all the hanging meat?"

Bartender replies, "It's a challenge for the patrons. If you can touch the meat, you win $1000. If you can't, I pluck one of your eyeballs out."

The man looks at the floor, then looks up to the ceiling. He then says,

"I won't do it...the steaks are too high."

Why did the bondage fan fail the no-fap challenge?

Didn't have enough self restraint.

A cowboy and architect walk into a bar

The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes

The cowboy accepts the challenge

The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper

The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"

And the cowboy shoots the architect

I've challenged the sun to a blinking contest everyday of my life

Today was the first day I've won

I challenge you to find someone more patient than me

Go ahead, I'll wait.

You see a mousetrap

I see free cheese and a challenge

Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can"

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

I challenged an origami expert to a game of poker.

He folded.

My family have been doing a collective workout challenge.

It was tough at first, very intense. As of this weekend though I can say we've collectively lost 80kg....

...or, Grandad.

I saw an ad that said Drink London Dry

Challenge accepted.

The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.

They only have periodic tables.

For my wife and I, sex is a lot like bull riding

It's always a challenge for me to last the whole 8 seconds.

Just been challenged to a water fight by next doors brat kids...

Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.

This girl told me she'd date me when pigs fly.

Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.

What is Satan's favorite challenge?

The floor is lava

A man walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, about 12 feet high. He asks the bartender, Why are there these steaks hanging from the ceiling? . The bartender then replies, We have this challenge where of you can jump and hit one of the meats, you drink for free tonight, but if you miss, you have to buy drinks for everyone else in the bar. Wanna give it a try?

The man then replies, Nah, the steaks are too high

My wife and I Used to do the Mannequin challenge...

Or as she called it... Sex

What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face?

Losing their mom in the mall.

To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember...

You should never Drake and drive

What did the titanic say before it sank?

I am going to nominate all of my passengers for the ALS Icebucket Challenge.

Imagine Dragons is doing a concert in Washington DC

They start singing Believer... "First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head"

Donald Trump stands up and says, "Challenge accepted"

At Oxford's men only English language competition, 200 males were participating

The challenge was to express Peacefulness, Happiness and Calmness in a single sentence.

The person who won the competition wrote....

"My wife is sleeping."







He also received standing ovation from the audience.

Someone challenged me to come up with an original catholic priest joke, so I thought...

Nah, I'm not gonna touch that.

I challenge you to waste time.

Done.

An anti vaxxer tried the 10 year challenge...

I guess it wouldn't be a challenge if it wasn't hard

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

Just got challenged to a water fight by the neighbors kids

Decided to pop on here for a while the water boils

Someone should challenge Donald trump to finance the wall himself.

After all, a wall is really just a giant skyscraper on its side.

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.

For example:

Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?

A: A peeler bear.

I hear all the kids that did the Tide Pod challenge can't get the Corona virus...

Because their social distancing is 6 feet vertical.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions

And people were concerned about the pod challenge...

How the Tide has turned

Trump brings back the Tide Pods challenge to fight against the Coronavirus

What? It's a disinfectant...

Dear god,when people were saying 2020 can't get any worse

It wasn't a challenge.

I was challenged to my first fight the other day. I picked out an outfit, showed up and got my ass kicked.

It turned out not to be my strong suit.

I challenged the number 1 to a fight. When 1 showed up, he brought 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Jesus and Satan are having a contest

They want to see who is the best programmer.

So the first challenge is screens. It's a tie.

Then Assembly. Tie again.

Web Design. Tie again.

Challenge after challenge nobody is winning. So after like five days the power fails. So they wait for it to come back on. Then when the power come back on Jesus is the clear winner.

Because Jesus saves.

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?"

I think some people are taking it as a challenge.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions

Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.

Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.

A man walks into a crowded bar, and notices 3 slabs of meat hanging behind the bar

He asks the bartender what they're there for, and the bartender tells the man that the bar currently has a challenge going on. If you can jump up, and hit all 3 slabs of meat before your feet hit the ground, you drink free for a month. But, if you don't, you need to cover the cost of everyone's drinks until we close tonight.
The man thinks about it for a little while before declining the challenge. The bartender asks the man Why? , and the man responds The stakes are too high.

I Just Started My Job as a Minister's Assistant

My local church just hired me to assist the minister, and so far the job is going very well. The only real challenge is that he's very particular about the display towards the front of the sanctuary. He insists that it be kept spotless at all times, decorated with the freshest flowers, and have every detail placed perfectly on it. After a few weeks of this, I decided to ask him about it.

"Excuse me, Pastor" I asked. "Why are you so fixated on the front display?"

"Oh, that" he replied. "It's just my altar ego."

I've been challenged to make a play on words with the word for a whole bunch of peaches in a basket.

Try as I might though, I just can't punnet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the challenge confront jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working challenge magikarp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes