Challenge Jokes

Following is our collection of defy humor and contestant one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Challenge puns for adults, dirty win jokes or clean gauntlet gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Challenge

Just been challenged to a water fight by next doors brat kids...

Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.

A man from out of town walks into a bar...

he sees large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why the meat is hanging down from the ceiling. The bartender says "Around these parts we have a challenge. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get it for free. If you can't you have to pay the price of the meat but you don't get it. How about taking the bet?" The man looks up at the meat. "Nah" He says. "The steaks are too high.

A couple have a lot of sex

They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins.

Some say she cheated.

I challenged the number 1 to a fight. When 1 showed up, he brought 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.


Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can"

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

A man walks into a bar

He notices some pieces of meat hanging down from the ceiling. He goes up to the bartender and asks "What's with the meat on the ceiling?"

Bartender:"It's a challenge. If you can jump up and touch one, you get free beer for a night."


Man:"Nah, pass".
Bartender: "What? Why not?"

Man:"The steaks are too high"

I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept?

Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling...

Confused, he asks the bartender "why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?" The bartender says "I'm glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on where if you can jump up and slap both pieces of meat with your hands I'll cover your tab for the whole rest of the night. However, if you attempt to slap the meat and miss, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks in the bar until we close". The bartender looks back at the customer and asks "So what do you say, would you like to give the challenge a shot?" The customer quickly responds with a "No". "Why not?" The bartender asks. The customer replies, "The stakes are too high".

Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear

It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear


A man walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, about 12 feet high. He asks the bartender, Why are there these steaks hanging from the ceiling? . The bartender then replies, We have this challenge where of you can jump and hit one of the meats, you drink for free tonight, but if you miss, you have to buy drinks for everyone else in the bar. Wanna give it a try?

The man then replies, Nah, the steaks are too high

A bar owner puts out a challenge

He puts an ad in the paper saying that if anyone can beat his bartender in a feat of strength, then he will give them 10,000$. So people come from all over trying to win the money, bodybuilders, construction workers, boxers, but nobody can beat him. In order to win, they must squeeze just one drop of juice out of a lemon after the bartender squeezes it. So one day a skinny man in a suit with point dexter glasses walks in and says he can beat the bartender in the feat of strength. After everyone in the bar stops laughing, the bartender says ok and start squeezing and squeezing until there's almost nothing left in the lemon. So he hands it to the man and in just ten seconds the skinny man gets 6 drops out of the lemon. The owner of the bar gives him his money and says "before you go, tell me, how did you do that? Are you a magician? Martial artist? How in the world did you beat him?" And the man replies "oh no no no, I work for the IRS."

Titanic be like

"I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"

Jesus and the Devil have a competition

After countless years of Jesus being in the spotlight, the Devil had had enough. He issued a challenge to Jesus; whoever writes the longest story on Microsoft Word wins. Jesus accepts, and they get to it. After hours and hours of frantic typing, there is suddenly a power cut. The Devil is furious, whilst Jesus remains calm. As soon as the power comes back, he boots up his computer and has lost all his work, before seeing Jesus calmly typing from where he left off. Lucifer is not happy at all, calling Jesus a cheat, before God intervenes, proclaiming Jesus the winner. The moral of the story? *Jesus saves*

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

Phoning an ex

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

Good old NYPD

The FBI, CIA, and NYPD had a bet to see who was the best at their job, so they set up a simple challenge.

Three local forest was fenced off, and they released a rare black and white colored rabbit into each. The challenge was to see who could catch the rabbit with a time limit of 3 hours.

First the FBI went; after three hours of searching they could not find the rabbit anywhere. Next, the CIA went; After two hours of searching, they decided to just blow up the entire forest out of frustration, but failed to catch the rabbit.

Finally, the NYPD went into their forest. After 30 minutes, they came out with a bloodied Racoon that was yelling "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

A pretty poor man man walks into a bar.

He goes and sits at the bar before turning to the bar man.

'I only got a pound on me mate, anything I can get with that?'

'No,' says the bar man. 'But you can attempt a challenge for free drinks for the rest of the night.'

The poor man was up for it.

'Ok, so I'm gonna hook you up to this lie detector and you gotta try and make it get the wrong answer.' The bar man instructed.

So the poor man got hooked up to the lie detector.

'Off you go,' said the bar man.

'This lie detector will tell you that this is a lie.'

Nobody survived the following explosion.


The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.

They only have periodic tables.

I was challenged to my first fight the other day. I picked out an outfit, showed up and got my ass kicked.

It turned out not to be my strong suit.

A Man Walks Into a Bar

So a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,"Hey got any specials tonight?" The bartender tells the man tonight there is a challenge, first you have to drink this glass of vodka, then you have to go out back and pull a tooth from an alligator, and finally you have to go upstairs and have sex with a woman. The man at first says no way, but after a few drinks he decides to do the challenge. The bartender hands him the glass of vodka and he downs it. He then goes outside to the alligator. He's out there for a while and making a lot of noise. When he finally comes back in the bartender asks,"What took you so long?" The man replies, "Where is that woman who needs her tooth pulled?"

So a man walks into a bar..

...He sits down and notices a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender why it's there.

The bartender says "If you put twenty dollars in, you get to do the challenge."

The man asks "What's the challenge?"

"Well, first you have to drink 10 shots of vodka. We have a bull out back with a bad tooth, so go back there and fix his tooth. Also, there's an old lady who lives across the street who hasn't been pleasured in a while. The last part is to pleasure the old lady; then you win all the money in the jar."

The man decides to take the challenge and puts his money in the jar. The bartender gives him the vodka, which he drinks. Then he walks out back to the bull. After about 10 minutes, he walks back in.

"That first part was too easy.
Now, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"


Mr. Bean and Einstein

Mr. Bean and Einstein were taking a coffee when Einstein challenges Mr. Bean to a knowledge challenge.

**Einstein**: here is the deal, Bean. I'll make you a question. If you don't know the answer you give me 1$. Then you ask me something and if I have no answers for you, I'll give you 1000$

**Mr. Bean**: Fine.

Einstein, sure of his upcoming success, proceeds to ask Bean his question.

**Einstein**: What's the basic of quantum physics?

**Mr. Bean**: ehm...
He gives Einstein $1.

**Einstein**: alright, it's your turn now.

**Mr. Bean**: What has four legs while crossing the street, five legs when sitting down and two legs while flying?

Einstein thinks once, twice... But he really can't come up with an answer so he gives Mr. Bean $1000.
But then...

**Einstein**: But what was the answer?

*Mr. Bean gives Einstein $1*.

A man walks into a bar, and noticed a couple T-bones nailed to the ceiling.

He asks the bartender what they're for.

Bartender tells him it's a challenge. If you can jump and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the night. If you miss, you buy everyone's drinks for an hour.

The man shakes his head and says. "I'm gonna pass. The steaks are too high."

I challenged a guy to a game of Pool.

"The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend," I declared.

Boy, did he look smug when he won.

Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend.

What did the titanic say before it sank?

I am going to nominate all of my passengers for the ALS Icebucket Challenge.

An anti vaxxer tried the 10 year challenge...

I guess it wouldn't be a challenge if it wasn't hard

Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it"

Kidz bop "challenge accepted"

An old Greek man and an old Italian man are arguing.

The Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!"

The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!"

The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!"

The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!"

The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!"

The Italian says "And we improved your building techniques, and used them to create aqueducts and structures that stood for centuries longer!"

The Greek man, frustrated, finally says "Ah, of course. But the Greeks, we INVENTED sex!"

The Italian man says "That may be true, but we introduced it to women."

A favorite joke of the Swiss (although any country combo will do)

A group of Austrians, embarrassed of the Swiss engineers, approach them with a request to build a bridge in the Sahara. "We want to build the most beautiful bridge, with perfect precision, workmanship, and quality to last a thousand years".

The Swiss Engineers, intrigued by the challenge, go to work. Six months later, they present the Austrians with their timeless bridge in all its glory!

"Hahaha, you dumb Swiss, there's no water in the Sahara, we made you build a useless bridge", teased the Austrians with great fervour. "Now tear it down"

Reply the Swiss engineers: "We would, but there's a group of Austrians fishing off it".

A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $10 bills. He asks the bartender what all of that money was for, since there must have been over a thousand dollars in the jar. The bartender says that you can walk away with the whole jar if you complete his challenge: A. Drink an entire bottle of tequila, B. Outside, there is an alligator with a sore tooth, and you have to pull it out, C. Next door is a woman who has never had sex, and you have to bang her.

The man says O.K., puts ten dollars in, downs the bottle of tequila, and stumbles out of the bar. Ten minutes later, he walks back in and says,

"Alright, now where's the woman with the sore tooth?"

A strong man owned a restaurant.

The man had a challenge to anyone who came in. The strong man would squeeze all the juice out of a lemon then challenge the other person to squeeze out at least one more drop.if they win they get a free dinner. many strong people came, but not one could do it.until a small and scrawny man walks in. he takes the challenge. the strong man squeezes.then the small man, and he squeezes out THREE more drops! the strong man was amazed and asked what job this man had to be so strong. the small man replied "I work for the IRS".

What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face?

Losing their mom in the mall.

Just got challenged to a water fight by the neighbors kids

Decided to pop on here for a while the water boils

Lemon drops

So a man walks into a bar and sees a big tough guy standing next to a glass and some lemons.

"What's with the lemons?" he asks.

"Its a challenge." replied the bartender. "This here is the strongest man in the world. He will squeeze as much juice from half a lemon into the glass as he can, and if you can squeeze out even one more drop, you win free drinks for the rest of the year."

The man watched several other strong looking men try the challenge, and all of them lost miserably.

"I accept" replied the man.

The bartender snorted a bit seeing as the man weighed little over 120 pounds and had very little muscle mass.

The strong man squeezed almost a third of a glass of juice from the lemon and when he was done, handed the lemon to the scrawny man.

He took the lemon and sized it up in his hand, and squeezed almost 5 drops from it.

The strong man reeled and replied "Wow! You are stronger than you look! I went easy on you."

"Fine. " said the skinny man, "Try again if you would like."

So the strong man then spent a food 3 minutes squeezing the lemon more than he had for any of the other men.

Once he was convinced even he could not summon even another drop from the lemon, he handed it to the skinny man.

The man then proceeded to squeeze another 3 drops from the lemon.

"Amazing!" cried the bartender. "I guess you can have free drinks for a year! What is your secret though? How did you do it?"

"I'm an IRS agent" the man replied.

A bar had a promotional challenge...

... in which a person had to go through 3 rooms and finish the task related with each room. The person who could go through all three rooms would win $10,000. The task associated with the rooms were as followed:

First room: drink 10 liters of tequila.

Second room: Kill a tiger with your bear hands.

Third room: have sex with a woman until she dies from it.

Many people would try the challenge but no one could get through any of the doors. Until this one brave man came along. He goes into the room with the tequila first and drinks all ten liters. Then he comes out and goes into the room with the tiger. Instantly the people outside hear vicious tiger noises coming from the room. But as the time passes the tiger noises calm down to moans and then they stop. At which point the man comes out of the rooms and says, "alright now were is the woman I have to beat to death?"

Bar Bet

A man walks into a bar that he has never been to before. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat. The bartender asks "What are you having". The man is about to respond when he sees a large pickle jar FILLED with cash. The man asks "What's that" the bartender responds "We have a challenge here, if you can complete the three part challenge the money is yours" The man thinks about it for a while and says "What's the challenge" the bartender says "Well first you have to drink a bottle of Jack" the man says "No problem" the bartender continues "Next there is a Rottweiler outside who has a rotten tooth and you have to pull it out" The man starts to get nervous but assures himself he can do it. "Finally" says the bartender "There is a 98 year old woman upstairs who has never been laid and you have to do her" the man shivers but says "Let's do it". The bartender hands him an un-opened bottle of Jack and the man quickly chugs it down. The man continues outside wobbling to the door and for the next several minutes all anyone can hear outside is barking followed by growling and finishing with the whining. The man stumbles back inside, with his shirt torn and bite marks all over his body says "Now whhheere is the oold lady with a sore tooth?"

Strong Man Contest

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone when it comes to pure strength.

He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers at the job site. After several minutes of ranting, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and challenge me to a strength competition," he said. "I will bet an entire week's pay that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man. Let's see what you got," the young boaster replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said,

"All right, hop in."

I need your best jokes about mammals. Can you guys help me out?

I need a good, clean, short joke about a mammal. I know this is an odd request, but maybe some of you will enjoy the challenge, or maybe you have some good ones you're just waiting to share. Let me have em.

Challenge

Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted.
Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed

To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember...

You should never Drake and drive

My family have been doing a collective workout challenge.

It was tough at first, very intense. As of this weekend though I can say we've collectively lost 80kg....


...or, Grandad.

I'm going to run a marathon next year.

It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable.

For my wife and I, sex is a lot like bull riding

It's always a challenge for me to last the whole 8 seconds.

A rich guy walks into a bar

He slams down a thousand dollars on the bar and loudly exclaims that if anyone can drink 50 shots of Vodka, the money is theirs. Some grumble and a guy walks out of the bar. Nobody takes him up on his challenge so he sits on the bar stool and says he'll be here all night in case there are any takers.

Half an hour later the guy who walked out comes back in, walks up to the guy, and says he'll accept the challenge. Excited, he orders up the drinks and asks why the guy walked out earlier. Guy replies, "I wanted to see if I could do it first."

Can any one say the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?

English Vinglish

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No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'

However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.

His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Difference between complete and finished

No dictionary was ever able to define the difference between complete and finished.
However in a linguistic conference somewhere in London, Michael Sons, a Surinamese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this:

Some say there is no difference between Complete and Finished . Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

His response:
When you marry the right woman you are complete .
If you marry the wrong woman you are finished .
However if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, then you are completely finished .

His answer received a standing 5 minute ovation.

(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular.

She only does it when we have sex though.

So my brother was playing FFVII...

And he always named Cloud as "Grin". I never understood why. Every time he played a new game, he would name him "Grin". The other characters he left the same...Tifa, Yuffie, Cait Sith, it was just Cloud.

One day, he was playing with just two guys (Red XIII was on the team, but he never revived him). Confused, I asked "Why are you only using two characters?"

"I saw this challenge online where you beat the game with only two characters. I needed a challenge, so I'm doing a run of it right now." he replied.

"Really?" I questioned, "Just two characters?"

"Yep. Just Grin and Barret."

You see a mousetrap

I see free cheese and a challenge

One year ago, I tried to do the condom challenge...

I failed, and he's 3 months old.

Someone challenged me to come up with an original catholic priest joke, so I thought...

Nah, I'm not gonna touch that.

At Oxford's men only English language competition, 200 males were participating

The challenge was to express Peacefulness, Happiness and Calmness in a single sentence.

The person who won the competition wrote....

"My wife is sleeping."







He also received standing ovation from the audience.

I challenge you to find someone more patient than me

Go ahead, I'll wait.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Pun challenge

My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me "No pun in ten did"

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.

For example:

Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?

A: A peeler bear.

And people were concerned about the pod challenge...

How the Tide has turned

A guy walks into a bar

He sees some meat hanging off the ceiling. Curious he asks the bartender,

"What's with all the hanging meat?"

Bartender replies, "It's a challenge for the patrons. If you can touch the meat, you win $1000. If you can't, I pluck one of your eyeballs out."

The man looks at the floor, then looks up to the ceiling. He then says,

"I won't do it...the steaks are too high."

A priest, a Baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar

A priest, a baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar and start getting sloshed.

They decide that they need to test their faith to see which one is the best. They decide the ultimate challenge is to see if they can convert a bear.

So the next day they all go out into the wood to try and meet up again at the bar that night.

The priest comes in with a broken arm and scratches all over his body and smilingly says: "I had to run around the bear and read him the entire Bible but he saw the light and he was converted."

The baptist is on crutches with two broken legs and a broken arm and his head all bandaged. He says: "I had to wrestle that bear to the ground and baptize him in the stream but he saw the light and he was converted, hallelujah!"

Then the Rabbi gets wheeled in in a full body cast. He says: "Ya know, in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have started with circumcision."

A cowboy and architect walk into a bar

The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes

The cowboy accepts the challenge

The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper

The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"

And the cowboy shoots the architect

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

I challenge you to waste time.

Done.

Dear god,when people were saying 2020 can't get any worse

It wasn't a challenge.

This girl told me she'd date me when pigs fly.

Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.

My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge.

He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language.

Someone should challenge Donald trump to finance the wall himself.

After all, a wall is really just a giant skyscraper on its side.

My wife and I Used to do the Mannequin challenge...

Or as she called it... Sex

Imagine Dragons is doing a concert in Washington DC

They start singing Believer... "First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head"

Donald Trump stands up and says, "Challenge accepted"

I challenged Superman to a fight.

The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

What is Satan's favorite challenge?

The floor is lava

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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