Challenge Accepted Jokes
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Funniest Challenge Accepted Short Jokes
Short challenge accepted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The challenge accepted humour may include short accepted challenge jokes also.
- Two days ago, I named my wifi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
- I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged.
- Imagine Dragons is doing a concert in Washington DC They start singing Believer... "First things first I'ma say all the words inside my head"
Donald Trump stands up and says, "Challenge accepted" - Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted.
Swarzeneggar did 910,
But Bush did 911. - Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help.
- Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me. Friend: challenge accepted A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Friend: you son of a b*t**....
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Challenge Accepted One Liners
Which challenge accepted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with challenge accepted? I can suggest the ones about challenge and contest.
- Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it" Kidz bop "challenge accepted"
- I saw an ad that said Drink London Dry Challenge accepted.
Challenge Accepted Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about challenge accepted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tasked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make challenge accepted pranks.
A cowboy and architect walk into a bar
The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes
The cowboy accepts the challenge
The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper
The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"
And the cowboy shoots the architect
I was walking down the road along with my dog, looking cool in my black sunglasses when a youtuber pulled me aside.
He said,
"If you can walk round the park and back to me, I'll give you 10 bucks. The catch is that you will have to do it blindfolded"
I accepted his challenge and completed it in under 5 minutes. He was surprised and asked me how I did it so quickly. I replied,
"It was just a walk in the park for me. As a blind person, i can't even see the problem with your challenge"
A sous chef hung some chops of meat on the ceiling, and challenged me saying he'd pay me 20$ if I could jump and bring them down, while I had to pay him 20$ if I couldn't.
I didn't accept, the steaks were too high
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race.
So remember this you snooze you loose!
A rich guy walks into a bar
He slams down a thousand dollars on the bar and loudly exclaims that if anyone can drink 50 shots of v**..., the money is theirs. Some grumble and a guy walks out of the bar. Nobody takes him up on his challenge so he sits on the bar stool and says he'll be here all night in case there are any takers.
Half an hour later the guy who walked out comes back in, walks up to the guy, and says he'll accept the challenge. Excited, he orders up the drinks and asks why the guy walked out earlier. Guy replies, "I wanted to see if I could do it first."
Jesus and the Devil have a competition
After countless years of Jesus being in the spotlight, the Devil had had enough. He issued a challenge to Jesus; whoever writes the longest story on Microsoft Word wins. Jesus accepts, and they get to it. After hours and hours of frantic typing, there is suddenly a power cut. The Devil is furious, whilst Jesus remains calm. As soon as the power comes back, he boots up his computer and has lost all his work, before seeing Jesus calmly typing from where he left off. l**... is not happy at all, calling Jesus a cheat, before God intervenes, proclaiming Jesus the winner. The moral of the story? *Jesus saves*
There was a contest to see who can...
...stand in a room with a decaying goat carcass the longest. There were 4 contestants representing their respective countries: an American, an Englishman, a Russian and a Chinese man.
The contest was held in front of a capacity crowd of 500,000 people of different nationalities and all walks of life. The minimum time was 5 hours and the goat carcass has been in that room for 2 weeks, without any proper ventilation.
The American went in first and was able to stay for 1 hour and 12 minutes. The Englishman went in and stayed for a bit longer, 1 hour and 15 minutes. The Russian beat them both with 2 hours and 35 minutes. The Chinese man went in and retreated after 27 minutes. The judges were hoping for someone to at least last the 5 hours so they asked for random volunteers from the audience. And Indian man stood up and accepted the challenge.
The Indian man went in the room and after a few seconds, the goat went out of the room.
Guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. While he sits there he notices a jar full of money on the bar. Next to the jar is a sign that reads, "complete the challenge win the prize." Curious, the guy asks the bartender about the challenge. The bartender explains there are three parts that must be completed. First: Down a gallon of tequila straight in under five minutes. Second: An alligator out back has a terrible tooth and ache and the tooth has to be pulled. Third: Have s**... with the dirtiest h**... in the place. The guy thinks it over and he accepts the challenge. He downs the tequila in no time. Then he staggers out back and everyone in the bar hears an awful commotion. Then silence. The guy stumbles back in the door his clothes torn to sheds. He yells, "Now! Where's that h**... with the tooth ache?"
Lemon drops
So a man walks into a bar and sees a big tough guy standing next to a glass and some lemons.
"What's with the lemons?" he asks.
"Its a challenge." replied the bartender. "This here is the strongest man in the world. He will squeeze as much juice from half a lemon into the glass as he can, and if you can squeeze out even one more drop, you win free drinks for the rest of the year."
The man watched several other strong looking men try the challenge, and all of them lost miserably.
"I accept" replied the man.
The bartender snorted a bit seeing as the man weighed little over 120 pounds and had very little muscle mass.
The strong man squeezed almost a third of a glass of juice from the lemon and when he was done, handed the lemon to the scrawny man.
He took the lemon and sized it up in his hand, and squeezed almost 5 drops from it.
The strong man reeled and replied "Wow! You are stronger than you look! I went easy on you."
"Fine. " said the skinny man, "Try again if you would like."
So the strong man then spent a food 3 minutes squeezing the lemon more than he had for any of the other men.
Once he was convinced even he could not summon even another drop from the lemon, he handed it to the skinny man.
The man then proceeded to squeeze another 3 drops from the lemon.
"Amazing!" cried the bartender. "I guess you can have free drinks for a year! What is your secret though? How did you do it?"
"I'm an IRS agent" the man replied.
You know the story of the guy who looked pale, right?
This o**... is looking really pale, so his friend tells him ¨dude, you're anemic¨. Of course, our guy doesn't believe this, so his friend says ¨I know about these symptoms, you're definitely anemic¨ and bets him 25 bucks on this. "OK", our guy says, "challenge accepted." Together they go to the doctor. While his friend waits outside, the doctor runs some tests, takes some blood, the whole shebang, and after the doctor finishes and gives his diagnosis, the pale guy triumphantically walks out of the hospital and happily greets his friend.
¨So, did you have anemia as I told you?¨, his friend asks. To which he happily blurts out:
¨No dude, you owe me 25 bucks! Doc says I have stomach cancer :)¨