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Challah Jokes

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What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

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What kind of Marshall Arts does Challah Bread do?

JEW DOUGH!!

There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*
*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*
^I'm ^sorry

What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man?

What's the challah cost?

A man walks into a Jewish bakery...

and asks the cashier, "Excuse me, what's the challah cost?"

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

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What do you shout at a hot Jewish woman to get her attention?

"Challah!"

I got kicked out of a Jewish bakery today...

I guess it's not ok to ask how much the challah cost

So a Christian man walks into a Jewish bakery and he looks at all the fantastic breads. He walks up to the cash register and he asks:

How much does your challah cost?
Cashier responds: 6 million

Challah joke, So a Christian man walks into a Jewish bakery and he looks at all the fantastic breads. He walks up

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Challah joke, So a Christian man walks into a Jewish bakery and he looks at all the fantastic breads. He walks up

Challah joke, So a Christian man walks into a Jewish bakery and he looks at all the fantastic breads. He walks up