The Best 11 Challah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Challah jokes. There are some challah hasidic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these challah matzo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Challah Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

What kind of Marshall Arts does Challah Bread do?

JEW DOUGH!!

There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*

*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*

^I'm ^sorry

Challah joke, There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man?

What's the challah cost?

A man walks into a Jewish bakery...

and asks the cashier, "Excuse me, what's the challah cost?"


What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

Challah joke, Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

What do you shout at a hot Jewish woman to get her attention?

"Challah!"

I got kicked out of a Jewish bakery today...

I guess it's not ok to ask how much the challah cost

So a Christian man walks into a Jewish bakery and he looks at all the fantastic breads. He walks up to the cash register and he asks:

How much does your challah cost?
Cashier responds: 6 million

Why was the challah bread good at defending itself?

Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the challah knead jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working challah jewish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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