Chalkboard Jokes
8 chalkboard jokes and hilarious chalkboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chalkboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some funny and lighthearted jokes to write on a pub chalkboard or a classroom assignment? This article explores the growing trend of chalkboard jokes and the community of people that are keeping the tradition alive. Find out how to get the most laughs for your next community chalkboard assignment!
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What is a good chalkboard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are
Remarkable
A Physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings
The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The engineer pulls out a calculater, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The mathematician runs to a chalkbaord, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, "There IS a solution!", and then burns to death.
So it's little Johnny's turn to present for show and tell...
So it's little Johnny's turn to present for show and tell. He goes up to the chalkboard and draws a period. The teacher then asks "What is so special about a period?" Little Johnny replies "I don't know, but when my sister said she missed hers my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the neighbor shot himself!"
Nails on a chalkboard. Which One You Say?
I dunno, both would make a horrible sound.
What is a chalkboards favorite treat?
Chalk-o-late
One the first day of class, the professor writes their name on the chalkboard and says "Welcome to anthropology 101. Every student here is guaranteed to pass because of how little I care about teaching..."
"Seriously folks, I don't give an F."
I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help?
Something better than R2Tea2
When I was in school every classroom had a chalkboard. Now every classroom has a whiteboard.
They are remarkable.
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