The Best 26 Chairman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chairman jokes. There are some chairman ceo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chairman executive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chairman Jokes and Puns

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.

Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."

Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."

Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."

Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."

Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."

The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.

The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."

The Soviet chairman asks a high ranking party member about potato supplies

Chairman: How does our potato supply look?

Party member: We have so many potatoes that, if they were piled one on top of another, they could reach God.

Chairman: But God does not exist.

Party member: Neither do the potatoes.

What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone?

Told you!

Chairman joke, What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone?

The Life and Times of Chairman Pao

I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning

Now she won't shut up about him!


Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ?

She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech.

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

Chairman joke, Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemo

Who was the sweetest dictator?

Chairman Maoam

Stephen Hawking

If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?

The Chairman

The chairman of the FCC...

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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I'm the FCC chairman and the man hoping to abolish net neutrality. I am Ajit Pai, AMA

Perhaps we should start throwing small potatoes at FCC Chairman Pai to express our displeasure and to annoy him.

It would make him Ajit-tatered.

(disclaimer, do not throw potatoes at people, duh)

I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.

If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

What does the chairman of the FCC eat for dessert?

Chairman joke, What does the chairman of the FCC eat for dessert?

Samsung's chairman has been freed from jail

Sources say he couldn't be charged, but when he went outside he was greeted with an excellent reception.

Stalin loses his pipe...

...he tells the KGB chairman to find Stalin's pipe.

Three days later, Stalin finds his pipe under a sofa. He calls the chairman to tell him that he can call off the search.

Upon telling him the news, the chairman said: "But that's impossible! Three people have already confessed to stealing the pipe!"

Who would win in a table tennis match: the President of the United States of America or the Chairman of the Worker's Party of Korea?

Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong.


Why did the board outvote the chairman with vertigo?

Because the balance of power had shifted away from the person who had lost his power of balance.

Why was Kim Jong-Un so desperate to sit down with president Trump and have a serious talk?

Because he's a chairman

Technically, Carpenter is

The Chairman.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

The chairman of the FCC is starting a new business.

It's going to be called PaiPal.

Kim Jung Un: Pshhhhh. Walking on the moon? I can walk on the sun!

Kin Jung Un's Advisor: Uh...Um....Mr-Mr Chairman? The sun is too hot you cannot go walk on the sun

Kim Jung Un: Then I'll go at night!!

Trump watching this on Tv: He is such an idiot. There is no sun at night!

Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?

Chairman Meow

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