Chairlift Jokes
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Quirky and Hilarious Chairlift Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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How does grandma's chairlift work?
It has to do with nanatechnology.
I went skiing yesterday.
I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there.
You know those Chairlifts on stairs for older people?
Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)
Snowboarders will Understand
Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side.
"Ah," he sighs. "We have so much beer in Germany!"
Next the Swiss boarder pulls out a bar of chocolate from his jacket, eats it, and drops the wrapper over the side. "Mmm," he sighs, "we have so much chocolate in Switzerland!"
So the Australian boarder pulls out a jar of Vegemite from his jacket and starts chowing down with a spoon. The others are revolted, and before he finishes the Canadian boarder grabs him by his belt and tosses him over the side.
"Much better," he sighs, "we have so many of these in Canada!"
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