The Best 13 Chainsaws Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chainsaws jokes. There are some chainsaws run jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chainsaws haikus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chainsaws Jokes and Puns

What is the fear of chainsaws called?

Common sense

What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

(my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)

What is the Phobia for chainsaws called?

Common sense

Chainsaws joke, What is the Phobia for chainsaws called?

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

I'll show myself out...

If 'trypanophobia' is the fear of needles, what is a phobia of chainsaws?

"Common Sense"


What is the scientific name for the fear of the chainsaws?

Common sense.

I have a half brother.

From mother or father?
No, chainsaws.

Chainsaws joke, I have a half brother.

My wife ran inside terrified after throwing rocks and cursing at the people walking towards our house wielding chainsaws this morning...

Can anyone recommend another gardening company?

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest cd,

not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers.

All my chainsaws broke last night...

I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.

I'll walk my self out now...

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was NOT an accurate depiction of what really happened.

They used different chainsaws.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws

Run-you can't say that word anymore, you can't say that word anymore. RUN, you can't say that word anymore, you can't say that word anymore.

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