Following is our collection of funny Chai jokes. There are some chai tea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chai impersonations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."
Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."
Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."
Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."
The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.
The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."
I just wanted to know some chain jokes, doesn't matter any kind. I have 1 but that's really all I know:
Q: Why did little Suzy get run over by a car?
A: She had no arms or legs!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not little Suzy
I'm gonna turn nfsw on just in case :/
"Hi, I'm Billy"
"Chaim Potok"
"Nice to meet you Potok"
"Nice to meet you Chaim"
เคเคพเคฏ เคชเฅเคเคฐ เคฎเฅเคฆเฅ เคเคพเคจเฅ เคฒเคเฅ เคคเฅ เคชเฅเคเฅ เคธเฅ เคเคตเคพเคเคผ เคเค-เค เคฐเฅ เคธเคฐ, เคฌเฅเคธ เคนเคเคผเคพเคฐ เคคเฅ เคฆเฅเคคเฅ เคเคพเคเฅค
Told you!
A: "Here comes another a**hole."
She's atrophy wife now.
My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi...
The bruises will heal soon.
I almost choked on my chai latte.
It was a folding chair.
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The barista looked over and said, "Well, essay chai tea happens."
Fools gold
n-1
I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.
I'll walk my self out now...
Quiet and conforming to my body
Chai Knees
The bloke just couldn't resist having Chai all night long
"Silla later"
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
Because of One Chai policy.
It has to do with nanatechnology.
we'd have squat.
Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)
... he was very upset!
So many patches!
Chai tea.
Because everyone is left leaning.
But I ended up with chai tea.
Sources say he couldn't be charged, but when he went outside he was greeted with an excellent reception.
Chai, chai, chai again
Supreme Chai
Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"
Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"
Chai knees
It's going to be called PaiPal.
Not Funny Atoll.
Whats the difference between a chair and a hooker...
Who's getting sat on
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For Rigor Mortis to sit in.
He got chai knees.
I stand up for what I believe in.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chai penal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chai venti piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.