Chai Jokes
47 chai jokes and hilarious chai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
For those who love the flavor of chai tea, this comedic collection of chai jokes will tickle your taste buds. Get your daily dose of laughter with these memes, puns, and classic barista jokes! Enjoy iced or hot, and be sure to share these tea-rrific jokes with all your chai-loving friends.
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Funniest Chai Short Jokes
Short chai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chai humour may include short barista jokes also.
- Before ordering takeout, the Indian guy made himself some piping hot tea, but spilled it on himself. He got chai knees.
- Earlier today at a coffee shop, I spilled my drink all over the paper I was working on. The barista looked over and said, "Well, essay chai tea happens."
- Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?" Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"
Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?" - An Englishman marries a Chinese woman The bloke just couldn't resist having Chai all night long
- Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte.
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Chai One Liners
Which chai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chai? I can suggest the ones about tea and latte.
- What country refuses tea? Chai? nah
- I found a way around the Chai niece sense or ship [Not removed]
- If at first you don't like tea Chai, chai, chai again
- What is Zamasu's favorite tea to down? Supreme Chai
- I wanted to do tai chi... But I ended up with chai tea.
- Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Because it tastes like Gail.
- What's the dyslexic martial artist's favorite drink? Chai tea.
- What do you call an Asian who spills his latte on his pants? Chai knees
- Why do the Chinese drink so little Latte? Because of One Chai policy.
- What do you call an Asian who spills tea on their lap? Chai Knees
- What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea
- Safety ''I said safety was of the utmost importance, why have you padlocked the Chai?''
Witty Chai Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about chai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coffee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chai pranks.
I'm trying to get all chairs banned.
I stand up for what I believe in.
How does grandma's chairlift work?
It has to do with nanatechnology.
Why was a chair sitting by the casket?
For Rigor Mortis to sit in.
Why are there no chairs in the Democratic National Headquarters?
Because everyone is left leaning.
Chain jokes?
I just wanted to know some chain jokes, doesn't matter any kind. I have 1 but that's really all I know:
Q: Why did little Suzy get run over by a car?
A: She had no arms or legs!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not little Suzy
I'm gonna turn nfsw on just in case :/
What chairs do drummers use to drum in?
Where do old chairs go?
A chairity.
Without chairs
we'd have squat.
I chained up my trophy wife in the basement...
She's atrophy wife now.
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone?
Told you!
The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."
Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."
Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."
Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."
The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.
The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."
All my chainsaws broke last night...
I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.
I'll walk my self out now...
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Chai Tea
My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a p**... of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty s**......
The bruises will heal soon.
I once chained my bike to a large Pole...
... he was very upset!
What did one chair say to the other?
"Silla later"
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I like my chairs the way I like my women
Quiet and conforming to my body
What's Mr. Ts chain made out of?
Fools gold
If a chain of islands belonged to Germany, what would it be called?
Not Funny Atoll.
Samsung's chairman has been freed from jail
Sources say he couldn't be charged, but when he went outside he was greeted with an excellent reception.
The chairman of the FCC...
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My PC must be a former chain s**...
So many patches!
You know those Chairlifts on stairs for older people?
Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)
How many chairs do you need in a mortuary?
n-1
Chaiwala to Modiji
चाय पीकर मोदी जाने लगे तो पीछे से आवाज़ आई-अरे सर, बीस हज़ार तो देते जाओ।
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A chair and a h**...
Whats the difference between a chair and a h**......
Who's getting sat on
