The Best 8 Cess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cess jokes. There are some cess blob jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cess tax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cess Jokes and Puns

Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Someone literally said this in class

Teacher: "Half the world is a cess pool"

Student: "The middle east isn't half the world"

I was climbing the ladder to success

Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said "Hi, I'm Cess!"

Cessna 172 crashes into Newfoundland cemetery.

Rescuers have recovered hundreds of dead so far.

The hardest part about success

Is finding a guy named cess

Cessna 152 has crash landed into Newfie cemetery.

85 bodies recovered in the rescue effort so far!

I have found the key to success...

Just ask him, Cess is a pervert, he'll probably let you.

A Cessna 172 crashed in a Dublin cemetary

So far they have recovered 120 bodies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cess levy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cess anticlimactic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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