Following is our collection of funny Cesium jokes. There are some cesium neutrons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cesium arsenic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Cesium salad.
Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium
Cesium
I've heard it's a blast
CSI.
Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!
The first Cesium atom says, "oh my god! I think I'm missing an electron!" The second one says, "are you sure?" The first replies, "I'm positive."
Cesium
Cesium.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cesium sulfur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cesium curium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.