The Best 7 Cesar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cesar jokes. There are some cesar thots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cesar joaquin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cesar Jokes and Puns

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Ancient Rome conquered many lands. The leader of the time decided to tour...

He made it to England where he encountered a type of weather he had never seen before. As the frozen rain fell he asked "what is this?!"

The commander replied "Hail, Cesar".

Cesar replied "Hail! Now, what is this weather?"

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"It's horrible."

"Agree."

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

It was Cesar Chavez who said: The end of all education is surely to service others

Well get on it, Shirley!

What do you call a chicken that sees a salad?

A chicken Cesar salad.


How do you make a Cesar salad?

Buy some lettuce and stab it a bunch

Who would be the best host of the cat whisperer?

Cesar Feillan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cesar trilingual jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cesar slayer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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