The Best 16 Cervix Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cervix jokes. There are some cervix thinly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cervix hysterectomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cervix Jokes and Puns

Good gynecologists know the key to success

Great customer cervix.

On this international women's day I would like to say to all women everywhere

Thank you for your cervix

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Cervix joke, What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

What is a brothels dress code?

No shirt, no shoes, no cervix.

To mothers who have children in the military...

Thank you for your cervix.

What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House?

The secret cervix.

What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen?

I am at your cervix.

Cervix joke, What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen?

U.S male active duty and veterans...on this special day, make sure to call up all your old flames, current lovers. Wives and girlfriends as well as any others who helped you out during long deployments and say.....

"Thank you for your cervix!"


My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '

Stripper joke (NSFW?)

A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says,

"Wow, what great cervix!"

What distinguishes a good prostitute from a GREAT prostitute?

Excellent customer cervix.

You can explore cervix minimize reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cervix esophagus dad jokes. There are also cervix puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I got a hysterectomy at Verizon

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My friend just had sex change...

She said to her doctor, "thank you for the cervix"

What do you say after you have sex with a soldier girl?

Thank you for your cervix.

What did the gynaecologist say when he first met his patient?

I'm at your cervix

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Cervix joke, Why don't babies work?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cervix rephrase jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cervix cervical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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