Cervical Cancer Jokes
3 cervical cancer jokes and hilarious cervical cancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cervical cancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Unearthly Funniest Cervical Cancer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
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A mother finds out she has cancer
A mother and daughter visit the doctor to get the results of the mom's pap-smear.
"It's stage-4 cervical cancer. You have 1 month left", the doctor says.
The mother is devastated. She gathers all her girlfriends for one last brunch.
At the brunch she announces, "Bad news, the doctor said I have 1 month to live. I have AIDS."
Her friends are shocked. They offer their condolences and hurriedly depart.
"But mom", the daughter protests "You have cancer. Why did you tell them you have AIDS?"
Mom replies, "Because I don't want any of them sleeping with your father."
My grandmother went to a gynecologist to check on hey cervical cancer.
The doctor says to my grandmother: "Now, Mrs. Smith, I'm going to insert my finger..."
My grandmother replies: "Can you put in two? I want a second opinion."
What do you call a v**...'s cervical cancer?
The immaculate carcinoma.
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