The Best 6 Certification Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Certification jokes. There are some certification verification jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these certification rea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Certification Jokes and Puns

A taste of what my wife has to deal with

My wife was stepping on my back and she suddenly asked "How do dominatrixs not kill people when they do this with stilettos. Do they have to get certified or classes?"

I told her "The only certification for dominatrix is a master's degree"

Top tier groan in response.

Eyyyy bb, were you issued a Senegalese skydiver's certification?

Because you got permission to jump in Dakar.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just 1, it's part of their basic electrical training and certification.

Chris Rea just got his scuba certification

Diving home for christmas

You all hear about the guy who got his certification in making fun of woodwinds?

He's a registered Sax Offender.


I was going to get my certification to be an official Life Coach!...

...but I just never really got around to it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the certification certificate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working certification diploma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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