The Best 6 Cern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cern jokes. There are some cern boson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cern particle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Cern Jokes and Puns

Scientists from CERN are currently protesting in Geneva holding up signs

Half-Lives, Matter

I heard that CERN particle accelerator can create a huge black hole and destroy the planet.

This make me a little conCERNed.

Eddit. The situation is accelerating if you know what I mean.

What do they sell at the gift shop at Cern?


I opened a gift shop at CERN

It's called "All That Matter"

Do you know what are they doing in CERN?

Does the size really matter?

So I met this girl at CERN, by the big tunnel thing


"Supercollider? I 'ardly know 'er"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cern lep puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cern hubble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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