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Scientists from CERN are currently protesting in Geneva holding up signs

Half-Lives, Matter

I heard that CERN particle accelerator can create a huge black hole and destroy the planet.

This make me a little conCERNed.
Eddit. The situation is accelerating if you know what I mean.

What do they sell at the gift shop at Cern?

Kaleidoscopes.

I opened a gift shop at CERN

It's called "All That Matter"

Do you know what are they doing in CERN?

Does the size really matter?


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