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Make sure you stay after the ceremony is finished.
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome.
...that the Congo weren't in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony
The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!
They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," wailed the little boy to his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
His mom said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in a tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a lovely burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for a yummy big ice cream, and then get you a great new pet, like a puppy!" Just then, she noticed the turtle move. "Look! Your turtle isn't dead after all!"
"Oh," said the little boy, "can we kill it?"
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
"The first ten years are always the hardest," said the Rabbi.
"How many years have you been married?" They asked.
"Ten years," the Rabbi replied.
got married, the ceremony was a little boring, but the reception was great!
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The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing
The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent.
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
Because he was out standing in his field.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The Grammy's
Basically, in the joke, there's a bride and a groom, and they are planning their wedding. The bride leaves the groom at the altar, and the ceremony goes off *without a hitch*
How can I word this joke to make it the most effective?
And the graduate answers "well, I think you press ctrl-c."
"Yes, go on," says the teacher.
"Then you press ctrl-v," says the graduate.
Five minutes later it's the graduation ceremony.
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
The Programmys
It was steeped in tradition.
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
The ash scattering ceremony starts at 2:00 PM.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A man passes away and his funeral is set to be held in his hometown where one of his sons lives. The other, a wealthy businessman, unfortunately can't make it to the ceremony so instead he offers to pay for the entire thing. A few months later, the businessman is looking over his finances and notices a recurring bill of $120 a month. Confused, he called up his brother and asks him if he knows anything about it.
"Oh yeah" the brother replies. "Dad always wanted to go out in style so we rented him a tuxedo"
I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.
'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'
'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'
'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."
They can play the US national anthem, then the Russian one.
one hundred million people saying "god help us"
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
The ceremony was awful
But the reception was out of this world.
Credit to my 13yr old for that one
-An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
The audience, in unison: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME OUR GENDERS?!"
But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around during the ceremony.
Because after the marriage she is always right.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
The priest cleared his throat disapprovingly:
"Mister Solo, you need to say the words so we can end the ceremony."
"I'm all-white."
But reception was really good.
Kneel, Patrick Stewart.
The ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent.
Because they can't elope.
And everyone at the Grammy's were able to too after the ceremony was over.
Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
They call it the grammies
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!
She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"
And through it all, he offered me protection.
The first melon talks about how it wants a great big wedding, and how all their fruit and vegetable friends will be there to celebrate. The other melon wants them to run away together and have a 4-H judge do a quick ceremony. They argue passionately back and forth, when exasperated the second melon asks, "why do we even need to have a wedding?" The first melon replies, "don't be silly honey, we cantaloupe."
The competition is fierce.
It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*
The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great.
I held up a fruit and said nothing, scanning the crowd for any sign of pleasure.
All I got was a series of blank expressions, and I could feel my animosity growing as I searched each person, then the next.
"What's wrong with you all?" I finally shouted. "I thought you guys would love my wedding's peach!"
He didn't believe in golden globes.
The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!
One says to the other, "It was a beautiful ceremony." "Twas", says the other. First says, "When I pass, would you pour a bottle of good Irish whiskey over my grave?" "Of course", says the second, "but would you mind if I run it through my kidneys first?"
...I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
A Jewish man is getting married to a nonreligious woman. His religion is important to him so she agrees to have a Jewish wedding. The ceremony goes well, and all that's left is for the groom to break the glass. He steps on the glass, and it breaks in such a way that it slices his foot right through the shoe. He's bleeding badly.
The bride screams "Oh no he's hurt! Is anyone here a doctor?"
She wanted it to be a Sir Prize.
They want me to be the worst man.
The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was incredible!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:
Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?
Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the shofar!
H: I'll drive.
Probably 30 years later and it still makes me laugh. And they're still together.
From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
Shit went down
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing.
He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.
After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:
"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"
An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"
The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."
The second professor interrupted
"And yet you've managed to do both!"
They've been known to rig a Tony
disrupts the ceremony
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was amazing.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was amazing.
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