The Best 10 Ceremonies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ceremonies jokes. There are some ceremonies subtlety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ceremonies religions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ceremonies Jokes and Puns

Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?

Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.

Marriage ceremonies are a lot shorter in Texas

Because the wife doesn't have to change her surname.

Just found out that the Oscars is a big lie....

Those people they invite to their ceremonies, are all paid actors.

As of today it is legal for fruit to get married in Finland

Sadly the new law restricts one type of fruit to large elaborate wedding ceremonies............

Cantaloupe

Why do melons have to have wedding ceremonies?

Because they cantaloupe.


There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies.

People kept asking him, "If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"

Which animal only feasts during Islamic ceremonies?

A Mosqueato.

I don't like graduation ceremonies.

Too much circumstantial pomp.

Why do melons always have such extravagant wedding ceremonies?

Because they CANT-ELOPE.

Roger Goodell must be drunk after last night from...

all the boos from the Patriots' fans during the post game ceremonies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ceremonies traditional jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ceremonies forthcoming piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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