The Best 8 Cerebral Palsy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cerebral Palsy jokes. There are some cerebral palsy paralysis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cerebral palsy shunt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cerebral Palsy Jokes and Puns

What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?

A Fidget Spinner.

The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .

It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face

Told in a stand up act by a real woman comedian with a visible disability of cerebral palsy:

>I believe that you can do anything you want to do in life if you want it bad enough. That's why I'm going to be a brain surgeon!

Geri Jewell, comedian and actress

I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today...

He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off.

Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.

Cerebral palsy

It's the thinkin man's palsy


What do you call a rapper with cerebral palsy?

2 CANES

What do cannibals call people with cerebral palsy?

Meals-on-wheels.

My friend with cerebral palsy joked that if he took enough quaaludes - he would discover a whole new phase of intoxication: The Stephen Hawking Phase

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cerebral palsy cataracts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cerebral palsy brain injury piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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