The Best 78 Cereal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cereal jokes. There are some cereal surreal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cereal breakfast cereal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cereal Jokes and Puns

I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise.

My sister wasn't happy that I ruined her cereal.

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal?

One of them belongs in a bowl.

Cereal joke, What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal?

A father tells his 10 year old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.

UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)

A grandfather and his grandson in the supermarket

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle and for cereal and soda in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say: "It's OK, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice: "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly gentleman: "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be OK. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little shit's name is Kevin."


What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

A cereal killer

What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?

Special KKK.

Cereal joke, What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?

What's a cash register's favorite cereal?

Chex.

I stepped on a corn flake

Now I'm a cereal killer.

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

My wife asked me why I drive all the way to Flagstaff to buy my cereal

I told her I get my Kix on Route 66.

Now I'm not saying you're old...

but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal.

What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat?

Kix

I hate cereal killers

they go against the grain

Cereal joke, I hate cereal killers

A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...

...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.


What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day?

Shredded wheat.

I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again

I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter

What do you call a racist cereal?

Special KKK

Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal?

Reich Crispies.

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"

I accidentally stepped on a cornflake

I am a cereal killer.

What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl?

Cheerio

Life cereal uses false advertising...

I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.

What do you call an online game about cereal?

Cheer.io

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.

On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"

A blonde is working on a puzzle...

She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"

The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"

She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."

The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."

Yo momma so cheap...

...that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?

A cereal killer.

A 106-year-old cowboy in Texas recently passed away.

He was asked on his last birthday earlier this year his secret to longevity.

He told them that for the past 50 years he had sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.

He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.

What is a fascist's favorite breakfast cereal?

Mueslini.

What does a vegan cowboy put in his cereal?

Y'ALLMOND MILK

Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal?

Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!

Yo mama was so fat,

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

I was going to tell a cereal joke at my first stand-up gig

But it was too corny, so I flaked.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal?

It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.

I just stepped on a cornflake.

Now I'm officially a cereal killer.

What does cereal say when it leaves the room?

Cheerio

What's Chris Brown's favorite cereal?

Honey Smacks

There's a guy sneaking around in grocery stores in my town dropping chunks of dry ice in boxes of cereal.

We're being attacked by a cereal chiller!

What's a band conductor's favorite cereal?

Flute loops.

Never pour cereal down the loo.

It Kellogg's up your toilet.

What type of criminal doesn't like breakfast?

A cereal killer.

What do you call someone who puts milk before cereal?

A cereal killer

What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word?

Corn flakes

My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life

Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.

A Grandfather talks to his grandson

Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream

Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?

Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!

What do you call a person who kills cereal?

Mentally ill.

What does coronavirus have for breakfast?

Ebola cereal

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently

The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

Just went to the store and bought milk, cereal, juice and ice cream.

Cashier: You must be single, right?

Me: Yes! How did you know?

Cashier: Because you're ugly.

What do you call someone, who murders your breakfast?

A cereal killer.

What was the Nazis' favorite cereal

Reich Krispies.

Kelloggs once had a cereal called 'Snatch'

You open it up, dump out the cereal and eat the box.

My boss at the cereal factory pulled me into his office...

I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.

Ok , I said, Like What?

Well, first I'd like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I'd like to dust it with dextrose -

Stop right there , I said. No need to sugar coat it.

When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal?

Cheerios!

I told this to joke to a British person.

They were a little tea'd off.

I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger

Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.

I'm so poor

that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk

What is Gepetto's favorite cereal?

I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.

Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms

I guess Toucan play that game

I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it

High 'n Fibre

A lot of people think Crop Circles are done by alien aircrafts...

I think they're done by Cereal Killers.

My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag

I think she's a cereal killer

I grew up so poor...

That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

A couple of bodies have been found in my town with corn flakes at the scene…

I'm beginning to think we have a cereal killer

When I was at the grocery store, I asked an employee where the cereal was, and he said, "I'll see." And walks off. 5 minutes later, I asked another employee about the cereal, and he too said, "I'll see," and walks off.

I eventually found it myself. It was in aisle C.

Did you hear the news about the guy who killed Tony the Tiger?

He's a cereal killer

This morning I was aiming my pee at the side of the bowl so it wouldn't make as much noise, and my wife gets mad at me

She's way too overprotective of her cereal

My daughter at breakfast this AM: Are you drinking coffee because you're coughy?

Me: Are you eating cereal because you can't cereal good?

Wife: πŸ™„

If we boycott kellogs into bankruptcy

Would that make us cereal killers?


Credit goes to u/stonkfreefuture

I can't stop myself from eating every morning.

I'm a cereal eater.

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