Cereal Jokes
129 cereal jokes and hilarious cereal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cereal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for some laugh-out-loud cereal jokes? This article rounds up the most hilarious puns and riddles about cereal, cereal boxes, Gunpowder Dal, and cereal bowls. Read on and get ready to roll with laughter!
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Funniest Cereal Short Jokes
Short cereal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cereal humour may include short corn flakes jokes also.
- My buddy just got a job in marketing with Kellogg's cereals... I guess you could say his job is raisin Bran awareness.
- This morning I was aiming my pee at the side of the bowl so it wouldn't make as much noise, and my wife gets mad at me She's way too overprotective of her cereal
- What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.
- My daughter at breakfast this AM: Are you drinking coffee because you're coughy? Me: Are you eating cereal because you can't cereal good?
Wife: 🙄 - Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal? It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.
- Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
- My wife asked me why I drive all the way to Flagstaff to buy my cereal I told her I get my Kix on Route 66.
- When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal? Cheerios!
I told this to joke to a British person.
They were a little tea'd off. - I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
- A couple of bodies have been found in my town with corn flakes at the scene… I'm beginning to think we have a cereal killer
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Cereal One Liners
Which cereal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cereal? I can suggest the ones about cheerios and cornflakes.
- What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix
- I grew up so poor... That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon
- Cereal first or milk first? Neither. Bowl first.
- what is an English teachers favorite cereal? Synonym toast crunch
- What do you call a person who kills cereal? Mentally ill.
- I'm so poor that I'm eating cereal with a fork to save on milk
- What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party? A cereal killer.
- Never pour cereal down the loo. It Kellogg's up your toilet.
- Did you hear the news about the guy who killed Tony the Tiger? He's a cereal killer
- What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance
- What's Chris Brown's favorite cereal? Honey Smacks
- What does a vegan cowboy put in his cereal? Y'ALLMOND MILK
- What type of milk does mitt romney use with his cereal? The one percent
- I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
Breakfast Cereal Jokes
Here is a list of funny breakfast cereal jokes and even better breakfast cereal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
- Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
- I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter
- Did you see the Catholic church released a breakfast cereal? cinnamon Pope Crunch: The See You Can Taste
- What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks
- What does coronavirus have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
- What is a fascist's favorite breakfast cereal? Mueslini.
- Eating cereals for dinner. It's the breakfast of tomorrow, today!
- If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
- What's the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia? Fruties Pebbled
Cereal Box Jokes
Here is a list of funny cereal box jokes and even better cereal box puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Box of cereals walks into a bar. Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
- Is it because I'm square ?
No, it's the bar code. - my family is like a box of cereal Those who aren't nuts or fruits are flakes
- There's a guy sneaking around in grocery stores in my town dropping chunks of dry ice in boxes of cereal. We're being attacked by a cereal chiller!
- My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.
- What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word? Corn flakes
- What do you call a cereal box full of snakes? Honey Bunches of nopes
- If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box?
source: soos says some words - My grandfather picked up a box of Grape-Nuts cereal... "I didn't know grapes have nuts. No wonder they wine when you crush them!"
- *Opens box of cereal* We've updated our privacy policy.
- California is like a box of cereal... When you get rid of all the fruits and nuts, all that's left are the flakes.
Cereal Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny cereal day jokes and even better cereal day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat.
I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry
Cereal Killer Jokes
Here is a list of funny cereal killer jokes and even better cereal killer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A lot of people think Crop Circles are done by alien aircrafts... I think they're done by Cereal Killers.
- I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I'm officially a cereal killer.
- My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag I think she's a cereal killer
- I hate cereal killers they go against the grain
- What do you call someone who puts milk before cereal? A cereal killer
- Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado? They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth. They think it was a cereal killer....
- The owners of Cap'n Crunch and Kellogs were murdered by the same person It was a cereal killer.
- Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night Police are looking for a cereal killer
- My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together... I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.
- What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!
Quirky and Hilarious Cereal Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about cereal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cereal pranks.
I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise.
My sister wasn't happy that I ruined her cereal.
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A grandfather and his grandson in the supermarket
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle and for cereal and soda in the other aisles.
Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say: "It's OK, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little t**... is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice: "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly gentleman: "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be OK. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little s**...'s name is Kevin."
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What kind of m**... has moral fiber?
A cereal killer
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What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?
Special k**....
What's a cash register's favorite cereal?
Chex.
What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?
Wind O's
Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal?
All his Chex bounced.
Now I'm not saying you're old...
but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal.
Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area
What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"
What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl?
Cheerio
Life cereal uses false advertising...
I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.
What do you call an online game about cereal?
Cheer.io
There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.
On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal?
Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!
I was going to tell a cereal joke at my first stand-up gig
But it was too corny, so I flaked.
TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks
His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
I like to tease my friend Luke
One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
What's a dinosaur's favorite cereal?
T-rix
What does cereal say when it leaves the room?
Cheerio
What's a band conductor's favorite cereal?
Flute loops.
Why did House Stark shut down the northernmost cereal factory in the Seven Kingdoms?
Cuz they were bad at Raisin' Bran
Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?
Because he was already feeling a little flaky.
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What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal m**....
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What was the n**...' favorite cereal
r**... Krispies.
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Kelloggs once had a cereal called s**...'
You open it up, dump out the cereal and eat the box.
My boss at the cereal factory pulled me into his office...
I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.
Ok , I said, Like What?
Well, first I'd like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I'd like to dust it with dextrose -
Stop right there , I said. No need to sugar coat it.
What is Gepetto's favorite cereal?
I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.
When I was at the grocery store, I asked an employee where the cereal was, and he said, "I'll see." And walks off. 5 minutes later, I asked another employee about the cereal, and he too said, "I'll see," and walks off.
I eventually found it myself. It was in aisle C.
I can't stop myself from eating every morning.
I'm a cereal eater.
Hey Dad, you hear the one about the illegitimate cereal?
Snap, Crackle, and no Pop.
(I got that from this '70's movie)
Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as...
....cereal offenders.
What is the Frenchman's favorite cereal?
Oui-ties
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What do you get when you cross a diaper and some cereal?
Snap, crackle p**....
(This is my 8 yr olds favorite joke and she wanted me to make sure everyone on that joke website I go to knew it.)
what do zombie cereal mascots say?
graaaiiiins
Obit
This printed in a Texas newspaper :
The oldest cowboy in Texas died this week at the age of 106.
On his birthday he was asked his secret to longevity and he said that for the past 50 years he has sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.
He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.
What did the happy cereal say to the grumpy cereal?
Why can't you be more cheery yo
