Cereal Day Jokes
6 cereal day jokes and hilarious cereal day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about cereal day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cereal Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cereal day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A father tells his 10 year old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.
UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)
What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day?
Shredded wheat.
I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry
A Grandfather talks to his grandson
Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream
Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!
What do you call a man who eats cornflakes every day?
A cereal killer.
Ever heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion?
I have a friend named Sally. Well... she's not really a friend, but I knew her in high school. Anyways, one day she went out shopping. As she was strolling through the aisles, her arm caught fire! Just her arm and nothing else. It was a fascinating sight to see. A young woman flailing about the cereals and pancakes with flames spewing from her arm. Finally, the police show up. They immediately throw her in cuffs and send her to jail. What was her charge?
Possession of an Unlicensed Firearm.
What's a n**...'s favorite cereal?
h**...-Ohs!
Start your day off r**...!
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