The Best 14 Ceramic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ceramic jokes. There are some ceramic pottery jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ceramic porcelain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ceramic Jokes and Puns

My ceramics teacher was excellent.

Day after day, she was always kiln it.

Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice paddy when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack paddy whack.

I'm posing nude for an art class this evening.

Nobody asked me to.

>!I think they're making ceramic bowls.!<

Ceramic joke, I'm posing nude for an art class this evening.

It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.

Let that sink in.

What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?

Go ahead, bake my clay.

*walks away slowly*

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

We got these little ceramic balls you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica …

They were pie weights of the Caribbean.

Ceramic joke, We got these little ceramic balls you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica …

What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?


Muhammad Ali walks into a bar

So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.

He gives the bartender ceramic money.

The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"

My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.

He got fired.

I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.

I have a wreck tile dysfunction.

You can explore ceramic clay reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ceramic vases dad jokes. There are also ceramic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls?

A tile wave.

Two philosphers in ancient china debate philosophy over ceramic cups of saké.

My ex was a ceramic artist who painted a portrait of me on a black plate. After we broke up, it was all I could stare at.

**I was in a dark plate.**

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ceramic hypnotist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ceramic performances piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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