Ceramic Jokes

22 ceramic jokes and hilarious ceramic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ceramic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your ceramic tile project even more fun with these funny ceramic jokes! From clay puns to trademark gags, we have a collection of hilarious jokes that will make your tile installation or repair light-hearted and enjoyable. Read on to get your laughs!

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Funniest Ceramic Short Jokes

Short ceramic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ceramic humour may include short porcelain jokes also.

  1. I had to leave my job at the ceramics factory when they introduced the new equestrian range. It was turning into a horse tile work environment.
  2. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
    *walks away slowly*
  3. I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay
  4. What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement? Iron-knee
  5. Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    He gives the bartender ceramic money.
    The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
  6. Social anxiety is tough when you're trying to flirt with your ceramics teacher. I can't help but think I make a bad first impression.
  7. Did you hear about the magical gorilla taking ceramics class at Hogwarts? It's a Hairy Potter.
  8. I'm posing n**... for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to.
    >!I think they're making ceramic bowls.!<
  9. I was asked to pose n**... for an art class. They said I had the perfect body. Okay, it was a ceramics class, and they were making ashtrays, but ...still
  10. We got these little ceramic b**... you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica … They were pie weights of the Caribbean.

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Ceramic One Liners

Which ceramic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ceramic? I can suggest the ones about clay and pottery.

  1. My ceramics teacher was excellent. Day after day, she was always kiln it.
  2. It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in.
  3. What do you call a ceramic artist in need of a shave? Hairy Potter.
  4. My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln. He got fired.
  5. Who is good at making ceramics? Harry
  6. I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms. I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
  7. What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls? A tile wave.
  8. Two philosphers in ancient china debate philosophy over ceramic cups of saké.
  9. What happened when the student s**... his beard in ceramics class? Hairy pottery
  10. What do you call w**... grown in a ceramic container? Pothead plants.

Ceramic joke, What do you call w**... grown in a ceramic container?

Heartwarming Ceramic Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about ceramic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean glass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ceramic pranks.

Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.

Ceramic joke, I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.