ceramic Jokes

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My ceramics teacher was excellent.

Day after day, she was always kiln it.


Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice paddy when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack paddy whack.


It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.

Let that sink in.


A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...

The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"

The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."

The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."

The dog hands him a ceramic elephant.

Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says "I don't know what to do, I don't even know what this thing is."

The manager says "It's a knick-knack Paddy Wakk, give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay


What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?

Go ahead, bake my clay.

*walks away slowly*


What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?



Muhammad Ali walks into a bar

So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.

He gives the bartender ceramic money.

The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"


Two philosphers in ancient china debate philosophy over ceramic cups of saké.


My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.

He got fired.


My ex was a ceramic artist who painted a portrait of me on a black plate. After we broke up, it was all I could stare at.

**I was in a dark plate.**


What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.


What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls?

A tile wave.


I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.

I have a wreck tile dysfunction.


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