The Best 9 Cephalopod Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cephalopod jokes. There are some cephalopod tumors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cephalopod quo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cephalopod Jokes and Puns

What do you call a cephalopod with a gun?

A Glocktopus.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call it when a cephalopod returns a favor?

Squid pro quo.

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How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus?

Six Quid....

What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of?


What do you call a deal brokered by a cephalopod?


How much would an ill cephalopod cost?

Six quid!

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How do you call a cephalopod that is not affected by electrical current?

An Ohmtopus.

What do you use to make a cephalopod laugh?

Ten tickles

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cephalopod blunt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cephalopod verdict piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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