Cephalopod Jokes
9 cephalopod jokes and hilarious cephalopod puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cephalopod that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Cephalopod Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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What do you call a cephalopod with a gun?
A Glocktopus.
Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?
Because he was on the nautilust.
A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,
She shouts, I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!
The other scientist asks, how.
She responds with a CD,
By making them listen to my mixtape!
What do you call it when a cephalopod returns a favor?
Squid pro quo.
Cephalopod humour
How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus?
Six Quid....
What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of?
Octoplasm.
What do you call a deal brokered by a cephalopod?
Squid-pro-quo.
What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.
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What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves?
s**... Squid
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