Ceo Meaning Jokes
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Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts?
I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?
Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?
He bussed a nut
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Nakamushi! Nakamushi!
A businessman is on his first trip to Japan. To relax himself the night before his big meeting he gets a call girl. While he's b**... her she keeps on screaming
Nakamushi! Nakamushi! which he assumes is a complement on his s**... prowess.
The next his meeting goes well and he's invited to play golf with the Japanese CEO. The CEO sinks a particular long putt for a birdie and the businessman thinks 'I'll impress him with some Japanese' so he applauds the CEO and says
Nakamushi! Nakamushi! But the CEO frowns at him and says
What do you mean 'Wrong hole! Wrong hole'?
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An American man goes on a business trip to Japan
His meeting is the next day and he decides to find a Japanese h**... as he's heard great things from his colleagues .
He has s**... with a h**... and the whole night she screams :
"HOSHI MOTA!, HOSHI MOTA!"
But the man had no idea what that meant.
He goes to a morning golf game the next day with the Japanese CEO.
The business man makes a hole in one and is so excited he doesn't know what to say so he yells:
"HOSHI MOTA!, HOSHI MOTA!"
The CEO turns to him confused and asks:
"What do you mean "wrong hole?" "
American Businessman's First Visit to Japan
A successful American businessman heads to Japan to meet with a big supplier. Naturally, the Japanese are going to set him up with a good time and loads of entertainment. The first night, they go to Karaoke and a gorgeous young Karaoke hostess is sent back to the man's hotel room to entertain him further.
Despite her willingness, she still wants everything done with the lights off. As he is going at it, she is crying out "Oshimigaso, Oshimigaso", over and over.
When it is all said and done, he asks her, "What does Oshimigaso mean?"
"Oh," she says blushing, "it means 'fantastic' or 'incredible'."
The next morning, the businessman joins his Japanese hosts for a round of golf. Naturally.
On the fifth hole, the CEO of the Japanese company hits a hole-in-one.
Aiming to impress, the American cries out, "Oshimigaso, OSHIMIGASO!!".
The Japanese CEO replies, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
The tough CEO
A company, feeling it was time for a shake up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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A businessman in China (mild n**...)
A businessman in China to meet the CEO of a major corporation decided to loosen up the day before his big meeting by having a call girl come to his room. They are going through the motions and towards the end she exclaims " ding bao, ding bao!"
Afterwards he asked her what that meant, in a shy voice she said that it meant "excellent!"
The next day his meeting went so well that the CEO invited him to a round of golf. The CEO sank a hole in one on the second hole. Thinking it would make him seem cultured, the businessman exclaimed "Ding Bao, sir!".
The CEO paused, looked at him befuddled, and asked "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
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