Century Jokes

• Short Century Jokes
• Century One Liners
• 21st Century Jokes
• 19th Century Jokes
• 18th Century Jokes
• 20th Century Jokes
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Best Short Century Jokes

These are our top century puns. Have fun with a good century joke in English with simple century humour.

1. As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time" I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
2. It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
3. It's funny how Jews, Christians and Muslims have fought each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
4. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
   This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
5. Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
6. A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
7. On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
8. What do Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin have in common? They both lead Russia to the 18th century.
9. In honor of Father's day, a dad joke There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
   He'll be Bach
10. Transylvanian vampires There is this annoying stereotype that Transylvanians are vampires. It's complete BS. I've never met one, and I've been around for centuries.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these century jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of century puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Century One Liners

Which century dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with century?

1. People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
2. What is the thinnest book in the world? 20 centuries of German humor.
3. Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks.
4. Why is England the wettest country? Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
5. What's the most remarkable invention of the last century? The whiteboard.
6. Which is the shortest century? The twenty-second century.
7. My book club has been on the same book for centuries. Man I hate church.
8. What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab? Leonardo da Pinci
9. What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
10. What was the most popular form of piracy in the 17th century? Pier-to-pier
11. My body is a temple. And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
12. I was going to tell a joke about 18th century philosophers... But I just Kant.
13. What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist
14. What would you call a famous president in the 17th century? Baroque Obama.
15. What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him? Get Offa me

21st Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st century jokes and even better 21st century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked my dad to borrow a newspaper. "We don't waste paper in the 21st century, here use my iPad" he said I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...
• Most falcons live to be 12 - 15 years old. That means falcons born in the 21st century are… Millennial falcons.
• Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century. They're millennial falcons.
• The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
• Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
• Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
  'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
  'Where do you live?'
  'The 21st century'
• The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
• Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic? Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
• What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.
• Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!

19th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 19th century jokes and even better 19th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines? But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
• Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London. A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
• In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5
• I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists But Brontesaurus
• Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen? It's easier to control the arsenic.
• The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century. Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
• I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting.
• I started studying history and learned something really impressive. Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
• 19th Century kids wont get this.
• My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history.... It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"

18th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 18th century jokes and even better 18th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them
• My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece
• What did the 18th century European say when he checked his bank account? "Oh no! I'm baroque!"
• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he'll be starring in a new movie about a 18th century composer When asked about it it, Mr Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
• Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party. He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .
• Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London? Because he was Baroque.
• 18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
• What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday.
• How humans and animals survived before the 18th century? Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!
• I feel the classical musicians from the 17th and 18th century were not financially well-off. Because they come from the Baroque era.

20th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 20th century jokes and even better 20th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Charles Schulz died as one of the richest Americans of the 20th century despite the fact he got his start making Peanuts.
• Why is the rate of unemployed black people higher than in the 20th century? Because synthetic cotton is more popular.
• My pet fox died... It's no wonder, 'cause he was a 20th Century Fox.
• The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
• Shakespeare going to the doctor in the 20th century TB, or not TB, that is the question
• What's the difference between a $20 bill and a Jew in the 20th century? (offensive) jews were expendable
• Did you hear about the ditch dug in the early 20th century? It was a great depression.
• Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night… Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
• During the 20th Century Europe, Russia asks the allies for help in defeating the Germans... But they kept Stalin.
• Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller

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