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I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
His name was No-straw-damus.
Because synthetic cotton is more popular.
I guess you could say they were baroque.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or stand up; I can't even sit down!" The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."
Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.
Oppressionist
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
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A key.
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This joke was found to have been made in *tenth century England.*
Did you know the condom was invented in a small village in wales in the 12th century. They thought it would be a good idea to use the lower intestine of a sheep to stop their wives becoming pregnant.
Of course, in the 1350's, the English improved on the idea. They took the lower intestine out of the sheep before they used it.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key
Tsarbucks.
to the 7th century.
Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.
No, seriously, I want to know.
It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.
It was a period piece
People stopped at nothing to avoid them
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
"This is the 21st Century". She said
"We don't waste money on newspapers, here use this iPad."
All I can tell you is this.
That fly never knew what hit him.
Oops wrong sub.
The twenty-second century.
If Jesus wants my attention now, he'd do better turning my liberal arts degree into something useful.
I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
It's easier to control the arsenic.
...and as you can see, they were Wright
**A key**.
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*Not OC. Rumored to be first joke recorded in 10th century A.D.*
He asked how many children she had.
Six, she answered.
Here is a sixpence for them, he responded, handing her a coin.
No, sir, she said proudly, I will not sell my children.
Are you male or female?
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...
Pier-to-pier
Because I like to dress up as a 12th century Viking Warrior when I work out.
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
Leonardo da Pinci
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
Answer: A key.
A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
It's a bayou tapas-tree.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century! The boy sagged in relief: Oh, good that it wasn't new.
Because he was Baroque.
Baroque Obama.
Bartender asks how are you going to pay for that?
Peter Paul Rubens says put it on my tab. I'm baroque.
Century: 100 years
Millennium: 1000 years
Together forever: 8 months!!!!!!
But I just Kant.
For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?
There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach
The pirates back then got booty
It's no wonder, 'cause he was a 20th Century Fox.
Long story short: the spider is now dead, son's phone is smashed and son is distraught.
However, it just got trumped.
"Oh no! I'm baroque!"
He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .
A man walks into a bar. Looking visibly distraught, he orders his drink. "Having a bad day?", the barkeep asks. "I guess you could say so. I just accidently time travelled back into the 20th century." "Really? What did you change?" "Oh heavens, nothing! I just went straight back to the present. Do you know how dangerous time travel is? Who knows what I might have changed if I hadn't been so careful. I might have caused a second world war."
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