Century Jokes

Funniest Century Short Jokes

Short century jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The century humour may include short hundred years jokes also.

1. As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time" I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
2. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
   This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
3. Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
4. A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
5. On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
6. What do Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin have in common? They both lead Russia to the 18th century.
7. In honor of Father's day, a dad joke There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
   He'll be Bach
8. Transylvanian vampires There is this annoying stereotype that Transylvanians are vampires. It's complete BS. I've never met one, and I've been around for centuries.
9. Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
   A key
10. In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them

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Century One Liners

Which century one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with century? I can suggest the ones about decades and hundred.

1. People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
2. What is the thinnest book in the world? 20 centuries of German humor.
3. Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks.
4. Which is the shortest century? The twenty-second century.
5. What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab? Leonardo da Pinci
6. What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
7. What was the most popular form of piracy in the 17th century? Pier-to-pier
8. My body is a temple. And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
9. What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist
10. What would you call a famous president in the 17th century? Baroque Obama.
11. What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him? Get Offa me
12. Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome? The Carpe DM
13. The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
14. Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!
15. How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap
    Sorry 😜

21st Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st century jokes and even better 21st century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
• Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
• Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
  'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
  'Where do you live?'
  'The 21st century'
• Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic? Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
• What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.
• It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course.
• What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth.
• My friend: I saw a ghost laughing last night at the end of the bed Me: Come on, grow up! It's the 21st century..no one's laughing any more
• Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said: Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.
• A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

19th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 19th century jokes and even better 19th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5
• I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists But Brontesaurus
• The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century. Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
• I started studying history and learned something really impressive. Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
• 19th Century kids wont get this.
• My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history.... It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
• Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan.
• What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator? One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.
• In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America. Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
• Why do early 19th century women find it hard to boil water? Because it gives them the vapors.

18th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 18th century jokes and even better 18th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece
• What did the 18th century European say when he checked his bank account? "Oh no! I'm baroque!"
• Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London? Because he was Baroque.
• 18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
• What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday.
• How humans and animals survived before the 18th century? Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!
• I feel the classical musicians from the 17th and 18th century were not financially well-off. Because they come from the Baroque era.
• What does an 18th century French philosopher eat off of? A Monteskewer.
• What's the difference between a beard and an 18th century sailing vessel? One's coarse hair; the other's a corsair.

20th Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 20th century jokes and even better 20th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Charles Schulz died as one of the richest Americans of the 20th century despite the fact he got his start making Peanuts.
• Why is the rate of unemployed black people higher than in the 20th century? Because synthetic cotton is more popular.
• My pet fox died... It's no wonder, 'cause he was a 20th Century Fox.
• The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
• Did you hear about the ditch dug in the early 20th century? It was a great depression.
• Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night… Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
• During the 20th Century Europe, Russia asks the allies for help in defeating the Germans... But they kept Stalin.
• Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller
• I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists. They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!
• What do you get when Disney and Fox merge? 20th Century Mouse.

Howlingly Hilarious Century Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about century you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean millennia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make century pranks.