The Best 10 Centurion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centurion jokes. There are some centurion roman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centurion legion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centurion Jokes and Puns

A Roman centurian walks into a bar

And says to the barman "I'd like a Martinus, please"

The barman says "don't you mean a Martini?"

And the centurion snaps "if I wanted a double I would have asked for one"

So I learned some interesting things today

I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete out, where one out of every ten men would be executed. It seemed like there was definitely some kind of joke or word play I could make out of that, but I couldn't find any.

There was no pun in ten dead.

What did the Centurion say when he crucified Jesus?

Nailed it

A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...

The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."

The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.

What did the marble head of the centurion say to the criminally intoxicated young women carved on the wall?

Frieze, this is a bust.

Roman Centurion walks into a pub and sticks up two fingers at the landlord

"The usual five beers, then, Andronicus!" Replied the landlord

A roman centurion walks into a bar...

... and holds up two fingers in a V and asks "May I have 5 beers, please?"

[religion] What did the Centurion say to Jesus?

A Roman Centurion walks into a bar

A roman centurion walked into a bar,

raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the centurion barkeeper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working centurion drumpf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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