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A Roman centurian walks into a bar
And says to the barman "I'd like a Martinus, please"
The barman says "don't you mean a Martini?"
And the centurion snaps "if I wanted a double I would have asked for one"
Did you know that Jesus is gay?
Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions.
So I learned some interesting things today
I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete out, where one out of every ten men would be executed. It seemed like there was definitely some kind of joke or word play I could make out of that, but I couldn't find any.
There was no pun in ten dead.
What did the Centurion say when he crucified Jesus?
Nailed it
A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...
The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."
The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.
What did the marble head of the centurion say to the criminally intoxicated young women carved on the wall?
Frieze, this is a bust.
Roman Centurion walks into a pub and sticks up two fingers at the landlord
"The usual five beers, then, Andronicus!" Replied the landlord
A roman centurion walks into a bar...
... and holds up two fingers in a V and asks "May I have 5 beers, please?"
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