The Best 33 Centuries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centuries jokes. There are some centuries generations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centuries ago puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centuries Jokes and Puns

My book club has been on the same book for centuries.

Man I hate church.

You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ...

... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Centuries joke, Why is England the wettest country?

A new monk arrives at the monastery.....

and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that instead of copying the original books , they are copying the copies.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books sobbing. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate. " says the old monk with tears in his eyes.

An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex

Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians!

Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!


Why do women make horrible carpenters?

Because men have told them for centuries that three fingers is six inches.

Beethoven must've hated his music...

Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing.

Centuries joke, Beethoven must've hated his music...

Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time

Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries ⚡️

In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...

I gave it a 3 out of 5

The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work...

... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it.

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Trumps wall is going to have a tremendous effect on immigration

Just look at China! They've had a wall for centuries and they don't have any Mexicans?

It's no surprise that the Williams sisters...

It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.

Black people have centuries of experience serving.

And appearing at the courts, for that matter.

People will be talking about my feet for centuries to come.

They are legends.

I started studying history and learned something really impressive.

Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?

The Welsh had been using condoms made out of sheep intestines for centuries

The English later improved on the technique by first removing the intestines from the sheep.

Centuries joke, The Welsh had been using condoms made out of sheep intestines for centuries

Apple slows their old phones and everyone loses their mind

God has been doing this to old people for centuries and no one bats an eye...

Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.

The romains were in great condition.

The government has covered up the existence of monsters for centuries...

The truth is kept under Loch and key.


Medical Marijuana isn't a new concept.

We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.

It's tough being married to an archaeologist

They're always bringing up stuff from like centuries ago

Philosophers and Mathematicians will argue about how bad this one is for centuries

A mathematical proof for the existence of surjective functions is an onto-logical argument

Yo momma so fat, they had to get 2 oxen to pull the wagon.

I'm a middle school social studies teacher and I thought I'd dial the yo mamma jokes back a few centuries!

The guillotine is the most humane method of execution, and it's centuries old.

It was really ahead of its time.

Moses was centuries ahead of his time

He was the first to realise you need a tablet to connect to the cloud.

For centuries, scientists said Drake and Josh couldn't come to Hulu or Netflix

But they found a way, they found a way

Irish Dancing Manual

Lost for centuries, volume 2 of the Irish Dancing Manual has finally been rediscovered.

It's titled How to Move The Arms

Why are all the good Genetic Scientists from NZ?

They've been mixing human and sheep DNA for centuries

What is the thinnest book in the world?

20 centuries of German humor.

Why do women take so long to change?

Because for centuries they've been told that 5 minutes is 20

It's funny how Jews, Christians and Muslims have fought each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

Centuries later, key US government buildings still accurately represent the people inside them

They're mostly old and white.

It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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