Centurial Jokes
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Short centurial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The centurial humour may include short jokes also.
- As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time" I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
- What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry. - Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
- A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
- On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
- What do Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin have in common? They both lead Russia to the 18th century.
- In honor of Father's day, a dad joke There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach - Transylvanian vampires There is this annoying stereotype that Transylvanians are vampires. It's complete BS. I've never met one, and I've been around for centuries.
- Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key - In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them
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- People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
- What is the thinnest book in the world? 20 centuries of German humor.
- Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks.
- Which is the shortest century? The twenty-second century.
- What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab? Leonardo da Pinci
- What do you call 12th century guitar music transcribed into a computer format? Midieval.
- What was the most popular form of piracy in the 17th century? Pier-to-pier
- My body is a temple. And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
- What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist
- What would you call a famous president in the 17th century? Baroque Obama.
- What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him? Get Offa me
- Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome? The Carpe DM
- The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
- Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!
- How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap
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Centurial Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about centurial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make centurial pranks.
The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.
His name was No-straw-damus.
I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists.
They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!
The chief of a tribe in Mexico dies.
His son is now the chief. Since he never learned the ways of his forefathers to predict winters, when he gets asked what should the tribe do, he just tells them to collect firewood. He then goes to the National Weather Station in Mexico and asks them how bad winter is going to be. They tell him; "It looks like it will be pretty bad". Shocked, he goes back to his tribe and tells them to gather more firewood. He goes back to the weather station and asks them again if winter will be bad. They answer, "It is going to be one of the worst winters in a decade." The Chief goes back to the village and tells them to gather more firewood. Then he goes for a third time to the weather station and asks them again, "will the winter be bad?" They respond, "It will be the worst winter in a century." The chief asks them, "How do you know winter will be bad?" They answer, "Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ...
... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.
Why is the rate of unemployed black people higher than in the 20th century?
Because synthetic cotton is more popular.
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
A new monk arrives at the monastery.....
and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that instead of copying the original books , they are copying the copies.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books sobbing. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate. " says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
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Kerry Katona thinks she’s no longer 'car c**... of the century' following the Prince Andrew's interview !
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From the turn of the 18th century, to the mid 1960's b**... and w**... were legally forbidden from entering into i**... marriages. The reasoning behind this restriction?
It produced mixed results.
Why does the Buick Century have that name?
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
Can I fax something to you?
'Could you fax over a copy?'
'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
'Where do you live?'
'The 21st century'
In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines.
Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.
What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century?
The great stories you get to read everyday.
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
19th Century kids wont get this.
What do pirates of the 21st century wear?
An iPadth.
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What do you call a meeting with the biggest f**...-up of the century that takes place in a Tipi?
The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.
I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
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An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over s**...
greek: the Greeks invented s**... centuries before the Italians!
Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!
Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?
Because they cancan.
Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top?
The one who could really Rock-a-feller
It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called?
A Shilling, of course.
Beethoven must've hated his music...
Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing.
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What's the difference between a 19th century s**... and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century.
It was a period piece
I've decided to teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth-century poetry.
Because, you know, easier Said than Donne.
I heard a rumor that a certain 17th century metaphysical poet was cheap...
But who wants to tip a waitress who insists, before one has even finished the appetizer, that he must be Donne.
My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history....
It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
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Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time
Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries.
As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century
But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...
I gave it a 3 out of 5
There were many strikes in the late nineteenth century.
They didn't work.
During the 20th Century Europe, Russia asks the allies for help in defeating the Germans...
But they kept Stalin.
Turning water into wine is so first century.
If Jesus wants my attention now, he'd do better turning my liberal arts degree into something useful.
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Sunny day with my gf.
I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night…
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
It's no surprise that the Williams sisters...
It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.
Black people have centuries of experience serving.
And appearing at the courts, for that matter.
The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
I started studying history and learned something really impressive.
Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
A wealthy gentleman began to chat with a poor woman on the streets of 17th century London
He asked how many children she had.
Six, she answered.
Here is a sixpence for them, he responded, handing her a coin.
No, sir, she said proudly, I will not sell my children.
The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....
Are you male or female?
What is Captain Kirk's favorite fish, stretch and 17th century infantry weapon?
Pike
I've decided to join Anytime Fitness
Because I like to dress up as a 12th century Viking Warrior when I work out.
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
Did you hear about the ditch dug in the early 20th century?
It was a great depression.
Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.
The romains were in great condition.
18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work
A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
What 4th century ruler never wanted to grow up?
Constantine
Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?
It's a bayou tapas-tree.
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Politically correct 21st century equality the game.
White, heterosexual, cisgender people not included in this product.
The government has covered up the existence of monsters for centuries...
The truth is kept under Loch and key.
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Medical m**... isn't a new concept.
We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.
What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common?
Cause of death: Consumption.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century! The boy sagged in relief: Oh, good that it wasn't new.
Need some meme ideas for school project, regarding the 16th century.
Canterbury tales, Shakespeare,Beowulf using these.
How likely is it that a ginger lived in the Andes Mountains in the 15th century?
Incanceivable
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What do you call an Irish liberal from the 19th century?
A Famine-ist
Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?
Because he was Baroque.
For centuries, scientists said Drake and Josh couldn't come to Hulu or Netflix
But they found a way, they found a way
17th century painter Peter Paul Rubens walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks how are you going to pay for that?
Peter Paul Rubens says put it on my tab. I'm baroque.
Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic?
Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
Decade: 10 years
Century: 100 years
Millennium: 1000 years
Together forever: 8 months!!!!!!