The Best 5 Centrist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centrist jokes. There are some centrist gop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centrist minorities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centrist Jokes and Puns

A centrist walks into a bar.

Should have gone left or right.

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

I call myself a centrist, the truth is...

I'm afraid of black people and the police

The mean, median, and mode walk into a Republican bar

The median says "Wow, this place us really skewed to the right! Me, though, I'm a centrist."

The mode was taller than everyone else and got the most numbers.

Meanwhile, the mean was overly influenced by outliers and got high off to the side.

Why does a centrist only look one way before crossing the road?

Because both sides are the same.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the centrist dems jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working centrist polarity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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