Central America Jokes
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I like my women like I like my coffee.
Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.
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In 1941, a German boy named Hans was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, h**... announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where's the United States?" asked Hans. His father pointed on a map to the continental nation in North America.
"And I'm told we're already at war with Russia," the curious lad continued. "Where is Russia?" His father pointed to where Soviet Russia lay in all its time zone-hogging glory.
"And we're also at war with the British Empire," added Hans. "Where is that?" His father pointed out all the territories of the empire upon which the sun never set.
"And where is Germany?" asked Hans. His father pointed to their country in central Europe.
Hans thought for a moment and then said, "Father, has h**... seen this map?"
A Globe was walking down the street.....
It saw Central America crying on the curb.
The Globe asked, "Why are you crying?"
Central America sobbed, "Because....I will never get any snow!"
The Globe retorted, "Well, NOT with THAT latitude!"
Sir, I don't think we need the Panama Canal anymore....
Why's that?
Show's all of Central America underwater, including Mexico
See? I told you we need that wall!
What is it called when weather in Central America breaks the news?
A topical climate.
I was speaking to a group of the migrants from Central America. I asked them how they felt about a wall between Mexico and the United States.
They told me they would get over it.
Tour guides in Central America are in great shortage
It's not as bad as some will lead you to Belize.
TIL: There is a high stakes gambling ring in central america dedicated to racing inchworms.
The winner is called the inche-a-lotta
How do they call water in Central America?
Nicaragua
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 other countries."
Lastly, the teacher calls on Little Johnny. "When I saw a Black Mexican on the street yesterday dying of thirst, his brother was constantly pleading people to get that Nicaragua."
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