The Best 4 Centimetres Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centimetres jokes. There are some centimetres width jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centimetres 5ft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centimetres Jokes and Puns

A grandmother goes to the doctor

A grandmother goes to the doctor and asks: "Where is the heart?"
The doctor answers: "2 centimetres below the nipples"
Next day in the newspaper: "Woman tries to commit suicide and shoots herself in the knee"

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A €500 bill.

I am not a weatherman but...

you can expect 20 centimetres tonight

How do Japanese poets do coke?

5-7-5 centimetres

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the centimetres nipples jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working centimetres crispy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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