The Best 15 Centimeters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centimeters jokes. There are some centimeters regression jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centimeters inch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centimeters Jokes and Puns

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Impact of a job change.

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop

The driver said: "Don't ever do that again man! You scared me!"

Passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much"

Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault
Its my 1st day as a Cab driver...I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs

A taxi passenger

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me?"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Centimeters joke, A taxi passenger

Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters?

Because then it would be .3048 Meter!

Some jokes just don't translate well.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches?

an erection

A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long

That's when I realized, something was afoot

Centimeters joke, A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long

A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?


Canadians....Give em an inch...

And they'll take 2.54 centimeters.

A guy enters the water and get back quickly

- "The water is -2C cold!" - he said to her girlfriend.
- "But water can't be below zero!" - she said.
- "It can, in centimeters."

last night i wanted to go to a over 30 party. they wouldn't let me in.

i was 2 centimeters short.

You can explore centimeters sizable reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean centimeters centimetres dad jokes. There are also centimeters puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are.

The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters...

Just remove the first 5 letters.

10 centimeters of snow fell last night

Men reporting: 17 centimeters of snow fell last night
Women reporting: we see the snow for the first time

The other day I used a very high urinal

I didn't like it: if I was 5 centimeters shorter (or longer ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)) I would have touched the porcelain.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the centimeters length jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working centimeters schlong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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