Centimeters Jokes
24 centimeters jokes and hilarious centimeters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about centimeters that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Centimeters Short Jokes
Short centimeters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The centimeters humour may include short inches jokes also.
- Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters? Because then it would be .3048 Meters.
Some jokes just don't translate well. - Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
- Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters? Because then it would be .3048 Meter!
Some jokes just don't translate well. - What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
- A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long That's when I realized, something was afoot
- A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh? Vegetables
- A guy enters the water and get back quickly - "The water is -2C cold!" - he said to her girlfriend.
- "But water can't be below zero!" - she said.
- "It can, in centimeters." - last night i wanted to go to a over 30 party. they wouldn't let me in. i was 2 centimeters short.
- Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are.
- 10 centimeters of snow fell last night Men reporting: 17 centimeters of snow fell last night
Women reporting: we see the snow for the first time
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Centimeters One Liners
Which centimeters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with centimeters? I can suggest the ones about kilometers and metres.
- What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada
- Canadians....Give em an inch... And they'll take 2.54 centimeters.
- The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters.
- Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
- Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
- My friend asked how long a book I read was... I said 13 centimeters
- A new research have shown that tall people live longer On average about 25 centimeters
- What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches? an e**...
- Do europeans have a f**...? No, they have a centimeter f**.....
Laughable Centimeters Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about centimeters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kilograms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make centimeters pranks.
*Teacher to Student* T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"
S: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter"
T: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please"
S: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"
My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place
A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
Impact of a job change.
A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop
The driver said: "Don't ever do that again man! You scared me!"
Passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much"
Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault
Its my 1st day as a Cab driver...I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs
A taxi passenger
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me?"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a f**... van for the last 25 years."
Teacher: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"
Student: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter."
Teacher: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please."
Student: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"
