The Best 4 Centimeter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centimeter jokes. There are some centimeter kilometre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centimeter cardiologist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centimeter Jokes and Puns

*Teacher to Student* T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"

S: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter"

T: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please"

S: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"

My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place

A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.

A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.

A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.

If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.

Do europeans have a foot fetish?

No, they have a centimeter fetish..

10 centimeters of snow fell last night

Men reporting: 17 centimeters of snow fell last night
Women reporting: we see the snow for the first time

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the centimeter greenland jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working centimeter centimetres piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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