The Best 5 Center Tootsie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Center Tootsie jokes. There are some center tootsie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these center tootsie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Center Tootsie Jokes and Puns

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Ask your mother.

Now that the election commercials are over, science can solve one of it's greatest mysteries

How many licks does it get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Hey dad, how do I have sex with a woman who likes having her toes nibbled as foreplay?

Or to put this another way: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll, pop?

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

A: Zero.

He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the center tootsie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working center tootsie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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