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He was the Centaur for Disease Control.
...That way, wherever I go, I will be the centaur of attention.
Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was kicking over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.
Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?
Never could stop being the centaur of attention.
I hate being the centaur of attention.
He was always the centaur of attention.
"You would be the centaur of attention."
I'm half horse...the wrong half.
Bartender asks, Are you singing karoake tonight?
Horse replies, Neigh, I don't like being the centaur of attention.
The Centaur for disease control.
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I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control
I like being the Centaur of attention
The Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention
Now, I am the centaur of attraction.
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
Because it is the centaur of attention.
A whorse.
One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
He was a big believer in herd immunity.
Topman.
The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?"
The centaur replies, "My throat isn't horse but my legs are."
The creature resembles a centaur from the legends and it seems to be always receiving a lot of attention from other animals and plants.
Tldr: it's a Centaur of attention.
Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?
He's from the Centaurs for disease control.
It sucks being a centaur.
He said he was the Centaur for Disease Control.
I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway.
A Santaur.
A walkin' phoenix.
Thought the centaur.
I assume they're talking about a sexy centaur
Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.
That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.
And Bottomhorse.
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