Centaur Jokes

Funniest Centaur Short Jokes

Short centaur jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The centaur humour may include short racehorse jokes also.

1. Chiron was not only half man, half horse, but he was also a doctor of medicine. This makes him the centaur for disease control.
2. Used to know this guy who always tried to draw attention to the fact he was half-horse. Never could stop being the centaur of attention.
3. I was forced to dress up in a half man, half horse costume. I hate being the centaur of attention.
4. My friend looked me dead in the eyes and went "Imagine if you were half horse." "You would be the centaur of attention."
5. A Centaur walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "So, why the long face?" I'm half horse...the wrong half.
6. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, Are you singing karoake tonight?
   Horse replies, Neigh, I don't like being the centaur of attention.
7. What do you call the mythical creature that is half horse, half virologist? The Centaur for disease control.
8. D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control
9. I bought a new boat and it's the best, except it's shaped like a centaur. Great horsemanship.
10. I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like... Now, I am the centaur of attraction.

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Centaur One Liners

Which centaur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with centaur? I can suggest the ones about antelope and horse mounted.

1. If a zoo had a half man half horse... Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?
2. Where does a half-man, half- horse play tennis at Wimbledon? Centaur Court
3. My sign is Sagittarius I like being the Centaur of attention
4. What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy.
5. Where do centaurs shop for clothes? Topman.
6. What do you call a Centaur wearing a Christmas hat? A Santaur.
7. What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur? A walkin' phoenix.
8. "I'm not really a people person, I'm more of a horse person..." Thought the centaur.
9. Technically I'm half centaur
10. What do you call a reverse Centaur? Sarah Jessica Parker
11. I'm like a centaur Half-horse-half-human ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12. What do you call a centaur that works as a p**...? A whorse.
13. I feel like a man trapped in a horse's body. It s**... being a centaur.
14. What do you call a centaur that can't get a b**... The headless horseman

Hilarious Centaur Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about centaur you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unicorn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make centaur pranks.