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39 centaur jokes and hilarious centaur puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about centaur that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Centaur Short Jokes

Short centaur jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The centaur humour may include short stallion jokes also.

  1. Chiron was not only half man, half horse, but he was also a doctor of medicine. This makes him the centaur for disease control.
  2. In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor. He was the Centaur for Disease Control.
  3. Used to know this guy who always tried to draw attention to the fact he was half-horse. Never could stop being the centaur of attention.
  4. I was forced to dress up in a half man, half horse costume. I hate being the centaur of attention.
  5. My friend looked me dead in the eyes and went "Imagine if you were half horse." "You would be the centaur of attention."
  6. A Centaur walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "So, why the long face?" I'm half horse...the wrong half.
  7. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, Are you singing karoake tonight?
    Horse replies, Neigh, I don't like being the centaur of attention.
  8. What do you call the mythical creature that is half horse, half virologist? The Centaur for disease control.
  9. D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control
  10. I bought a new boat and it's the best, except it's shaped like a centaur. Great horsemanship.

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Centaur One Liners

Which centaur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with centaur? I can suggest the ones about racehorse and antelope.

  1. If a zoo had a half man half horse... Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?
  2. Had a friend who was half horse, half human He was always the centaur of attention.
  3. Where does a half-man, half- horse play tennis at Wimbledon? Centaur Court
  4. My sign is Sagittarius I like being the Centaur of attention
  5. What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy.
  6. Where do centaurs shop for clothes? Topman.
  7. What do you call a Centaur wearing a Christmas hat? A Santaur.
  8. What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur? A walkin' phoenix.
  9. "I'm not really a people person, I'm more of a horse person..." Thought the centaur.
  10. Technically I'm half centaur
  11. Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse.
  12. What do you call a reverse Centaur? Sarah Jessica Parker
  13. I'm like a centaur Half-horse-half-human ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  14. What do you call a centaur that works as a p**...? A whorse.
  15. I feel like a man trapped in a horse's body. It s**... being a centaur.

Centaur joke, I feel like a man trapped in a horse's body.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about centaur can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of centaur puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Centaur Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about centaur you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean horse mounted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make centaur prank.

That half man, half horse...

Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was k**... over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.

Lately I've been feeling a little invisible and have decided that to get noticed, I will have my legs removed and replaced with a horse's body...

...That way, wherever I go, I will be the centaur of attention.

What do you call a doctor who is half-human, half-horse?

The Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention

I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like...

Now, I am the centaur of attraction.

Why is the Sagittarius distinct from other constellations?

Because it is the centaur of attention.

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
He was a big believer in herd immunity.

Two Centaurs

Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?

Centaur joke, Two Centaurs

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