centaur Jokes

That half man, half horse...

Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was kicking over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.

If a zoo had a half man half horse...

Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?

I was forced to dress up in a half man, half horse costume.

I hate being the centaur of attention.

D&D character name

I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control

My sign is Sagittarius

I like being the Centaur of attention

I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like...

Now, I am the centaur of attraction.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute?

A whorse.

Where do centaurs shop for clothes?

Topman.

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

So a centaur walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?"

The centaur replies, "My throat isn't horse but my legs are."

Scientists have discovered a new creature.

The creature resembles a centaur from the legends and it seems to be always receiving a lot of attention from other animals and plants.

Tldr: it's a Centaur of attention.

Two Centaurs

Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?

I feel like a man trapped in a horse's body.

It sucks being a centaur.

I got pretty sick last week, and then a centaur showed up!

He said he was the Centaur for Disease Control.

So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat.

I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway.

What do you call a Centaur wearing a Christmas hat?

A Santaur.

Whenever someone uses the phrase "hot to trot"

I assume they're talking about a sexy centaur

"I'm not really a people person, I'm more of a horse person..."

Thought the centaur.

Technically I'm half centaur

What do you call a reverse Centaur?

Sarah Jessica Parker

Centaurs shop at Topman.

And Bottomhorse.

What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job

The headless horseman

I'm like a centaur

Half-horse-half-human ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur?

A walkin' phoenix.

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor....

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.