The Best 35 Centaur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Centaur jokes. There are some centaur beastiality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these centaur mare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Centaur Jokes and Puns

In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor.

He was the Centaur for Disease Control.

Lately I've been feeling a little invisible and have decided that to get noticed, I will have my legs removed and replaced with a horse's body...

...That way, wherever I go, I will be the centaur of attention.

That half man, half horse...

Did you hear about the half man, half horse causing a ruckus downtown last night? He was kicking over trash cans, yelling at people, just going crazy. The cops finally showed up, calmed him down, and asked "Why are you doing this?" Apparently he wanted to be the centaur of attention.

Centaur joke, That half man, half horse...

If a zoo had a half man half horse...

Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?

Used to know this guy who always tried to draw attention to the fact he was half-horse.

Never could stop being the centaur of attention.


I was forced to dress up in a half man, half horse costume.

I hate being the centaur of attention.

Had a friend who was half horse, half human

He was always the centaur of attention.

Centaur joke, Had a friend who was half horse, half human

My friend looked me dead in the eyes and went "Imagine if you were half horse."

"You would be the centaur of attention."

A Centaur walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "So, why the long face?"

I'm half horse...the wrong half.

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender asks, Are you singing karoake tonight?
Horse replies, Neigh, I don't like being the centaur of attention.

What do you call the mythical creature that is half horse, half virologist?

The Centaur for disease control.

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Where does a half-man, half- horse play tennis at Wimbledon?

Centaur Court

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I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control

My sign is Sagittarius

I like being the Centaur of attention

What do you call a doctor who is half-human, half-horse?

The Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention

I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like...

Now, I am the centaur of attraction.

Centaur joke, I woke up this morning and was shocked to see my body below my waist was horse like...

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is the Sagittarius distinct from other constellations?

Because it is the centaur of attention.

What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute?

A whorse.


In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

Where do centaurs shop for clothes?

Topman.

So a centaur walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?"

The centaur replies, "My throat isn't horse but my legs are."

Scientists have discovered a new creature.

The creature resembles a centaur from the legends and it seems to be always receiving a lot of attention from other animals and plants.

Tldr: it's a Centaur of attention.

Two Centaurs

Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?

There's a centaur walking around in a hazmat suit.

He's from the Centaurs for disease control.

I feel like a man trapped in a horse's body.

It sucks being a centaur.

I got pretty sick last week, and then a centaur showed up!

He said he was the Centaur for Disease Control.

So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat.

I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway.

What do you call a Centaur wearing a Christmas hat?

A Santaur.

What's the opposite of a flyin' centaur?

A walkin' phoenix.

"I'm not really a people person, I'm more of a horse person..."

Thought the centaur.

Whenever someone uses the phrase "hot to trot"

I assume they're talking about a sexy centaur

Technically I'm half centaur

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor....

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

Centaurs shop at Topman.

And Bottomhorse.

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