Censored Jokes
28 censored jokes and hilarious censored puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about censored that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn about the different types of jokes that have been censored for television, film, and other media. This article explores the history and common themes of censored jokes, from Noel's House Party to Family Guy. Discover the differences between censored and uncensored versions, and explore the implications of censorship in comedy.
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Short censored jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The censored humour may include short censorship jokes also.
- I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
- r/conservative is furious that their voices are being censored and that people are picking and choosing who can be heard "This thread is for conservatives only"
- Why did Jill Stein try to censor a movie where the hero uses a shop vacuum to save people? Because she doesn't want anyone to think there's such a thing as good vac scenes.
- How many Ellen Pao's does it take to screw in a light bulb? This punchline has been censored for your protection by Ellen Pao.
- The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating... The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
- Theres a new computer that begins swearing whenever it gets too hot They had to install a heat censor
- A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests
- Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball? Because the censor erased the letter "s".
- The news often censors words such as sh*t presumably to protect kids from swearing. But they aren't f***ing them.
- How do you censor real life h**...? p**...
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Censored One Liners
Which censored one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with censored? I can suggest the ones about banned and canceled.
- What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? (Censored)
- Ellen Pao walks into a bar... [censored]
- What's China's national colour? Censo-red.
- TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis
- Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China
- What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet.
- What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism? A censor-ship
- What is usually cut and censored Swear words
- What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental
- What are my views on censored language?
- 20 Censored Movie Lines So Absurd They're Borderline Genius
- A concerned mother censors the 99 bottle of beers song Pop goes the weasel!
- Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there.
- Ellen Pao thinks she can censor us lol
- censoring a women's n**.........
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What funny jokes about censored you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean castrated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make censored pranks.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Bob Saget aristocrat joke
Man #1: A guy goes into a talent agent's office. He says, `I have the greatest act in the world.'
Man #2: Hey, oh.
Man #3: Me and my wife go on stage. We get undressed and I start (censored) my wife.
Man #4: I remember my grandmother sitting me down and telling me the joke. So she only spoke Yiddish. The only English word she knew was (censored).
Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology?
Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.
