Cena Jokes

Funniest Cena Short Jokes

Short cena jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cena humour may include short taker jokes also.

1. John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I?
   Nurse: ICU
   John Cena: No you don't.
2. I left my husband after he changed his name to "John Cena". I just couldn't see him anymore.
3. My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena She has no name and you can't see her
4. When i went to ask mom for gym money Me:Mom give me some money for the gym.
   Mom:Will you become John Cena after going to gym?
   Me:Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
5. What the difference between John Cena and the Vietnamese? I don't know. I can't find either of them.
6. What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!
7. What show did John Cena and his pregnant wife make an appearance on? I Didn't Know I was Pregnant
8. Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him.
9. A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar... Goverment: I can't see you
10. Why was John Cena getting worried for his mom? Because he hadn't Cena in a while.

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Cena One Liners

Which cena one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cena? I can suggest the ones about john cena and ward.

1. Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena Supposedly, she couldn't see him.
2. My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :(
3. Chuck Norris... ...CAN see John Cena
4. Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously? Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.
5. John Cena Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title
6. What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?
7. What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant
8. What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile.
9. There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there I've Cena Nuff'
10. My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore.
11. I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him
12. How are an anti vaccine baby's 5th birthday and John Cena related? They will never see it
13. John Cena as Duke Nukem? I just can't see him in that role.
14. John's girlfriend went missing I guess nobody Cena
15. If John Cena stars in a cooking show,what would it be called? Snackdown Live

John Cena Jokes

Here is a list of funny john cena jokes and even better john cena puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Doctor: So I've been told there's a problem with the eyesight? John Cena: Yeah. You can't see me.
• John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him
• Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him.
• What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them.
• you can't see John Cena because john see nah
• Congratulations to John Cena for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now
• Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell.
• What Does John Cena Look Like? Trick Question, No One Has Seen John Cena.
• When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!
• What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common? Can't see 'em.

The Funniest Cena Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about cena you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrestler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cena pranks.