Cena Jokes

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Funniest Cena Short Jokes

Short cena jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cena humour may include short taker jokes also.

1. John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I?
   Nurse: ICU
   John Cena: No you don't.
2. I left my husband after he changed his name to "John Cena". I just couldn't see him anymore.
3. John Cena wakes up in the hospital... He asked the nurse, "Where am I?"
   The nurse replied, "ICU."
   He looks at her and says, "No you can't..."
4. My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena She has no name and you can't see her
5. John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospital
   John: (slowly) Where am I?
   Nurse: I. C. U
   John: No you can't!!
6. All this talk about John Cena I have heard so much about how much of a 'hard man' John Cena is! Honestly if he's so hard, why doesn't he come smash my head on this keyboarddhjfiefkejfjl
7. John Cena wakes up in a hospital John Cena wakes up in a hospital after a 6-month coma
   John:"Where...where am I?"
   Nurse:"ICU Sir"
   John:"No...no you cannot"
8. John Cena wakes up in a hospital.... John : where am I?
   Nurse: ICU
   John : no you don't.
9. When i went to ask mom for gym money Me:Mom give me some money for the gym.
   Mom:Will you become John Cena after going to gym?
   Me:Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
10. What the difference between John Cena and the Vietnamese? I don't know. I can't find either of them.

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Cena One Liners

Which cena one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cena? I can suggest the ones about john cena and ward.

1. Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena Supposedly, she couldn't see him.
2. My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :(
3. John Cena wakes up from a coma. JC: Where am I?
   Nurse: ICU.
   JC: No you don't.
4. Chuck Norris... ...CAN see John Cena
5. Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously? Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.
6. John Cena Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title
7. What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?
8. What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant
9. John Cena and Nikki Bella broke up. She just couldn't see him anymore.
10. I walked into John Cena taking a shower I think I've Cena nuff
11. What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile.
12. There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there I've Cena Nuff'
13. John Cena wakes up in a Hostipal* JC- Where am I?
    Doctor- ICU
    JC- No you can't.
14. My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore.
15. I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him

John Cena Jokes

Here is a list of funny john cena jokes and even better john cena puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How are an anti vaccine baby's 5th birthday and John Cena related? They will never see it
• John Cena as Duke Nukem? I just can't see him in that role.
• John's girlfriend went missing I guess nobody Cena
• What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!
• What show did John Cena and his pregnant wife make an appearance on? I Didn't Know I was Pregnant
• If John Cena stars in a cooking show,what would it be called? Snackdown Live
• John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on.
  A nurse walks into his room and he asks, "Where am I?"
  She responded, "ICU."
  He said,"No you don't."
• Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him.
• A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar... Goverment: I can't see you
• Why was John Cena getting worried for his mom? Because he hadn't Cena in a while.

The Funniest Cena Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about cena you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrestler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cena pranks.