The Best 19 Cemeteries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cemeteries jokes. There are some cemeteries crematory jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cemeteries epipen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cemeteries Jokes and Puns

This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?"

I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."

Why are there gates around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

In memory of my Uncle David RIP. He would always tell this joke

Cemeteries joke, Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

*Told to me by pastor this morning just before Sunrise Service.*

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in


Why is it foggy at cemeteries?

Because the people there are mist

Why are cemeteries the best place to write a story?

Because they have so many plots in them

Cemeteries joke, Why are cemeteries the best place to write a story?

People must like cemeteries.

They're just dying to get in there.

After rounds of extensive life saving operations, I asked my nurse if she'd visit me when I finally get out.

She told me she doesn't like cemeteries.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

People are dying to get in.

Cemeteries are like popular nightclubs.

Everyone's dying to get in.

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You should wear your mask when you go to a cemetery during this pandemic.

Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.

People who live near cemeteries typically don't get buried there

You don't tend to bury alive people

Why do cemeteries have walls around them?

because people are dying to get in

What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids?

Cemeteries.

Thought I'd just relax, crack open a couple of cold ones and really get to know some of the locals.

I love cemeteries...

Cemeteries joke, Thought I'd just relax, crack open a couple of cold ones and really get to know some of the locals.

People who are pro-life shouldn't protest clinics...

...they should be protesting cemeteries.

Credit to Bill Hicks.

Cemeteries sure seem to have become popular

But I remember when they used to be underground

Why do cemeteries have fences around it?

Because people are just DYING to get in!



Not my own joke, but I find it funny nonetheless


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