Cement Truck Jokes
7 cement truck jokes and hilarious cement truck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cement truck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cement Truck Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cement truck joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A child was born without a body...
The doctor said there was nothing they could do, but the parents cared for their child anyways.
Several years later, the parents were approached by the same doctor, saying, "I've got some good news. We now have the capability to give your child a body, would you like that?" Of course the parents were overjoyed and immediately agreed.
Another few years went by, and the parents enjoyed being able to hold their child at least, but they wanted their child to have the best life possible, so of course they accepted when the doctor offered to give their child arms.
They loved being able to play with their baby, but were sad that they couldn't teach him to walk. They prayed for the day that the doctor would come just one last time, and it finally came. The doctor asked if they would like to try a new procedure to give their child legs, and they joyfully accepted.
They enjoyed all their time running and playing with their newly whole child, until one day the child was playing in the yard and ran right in front of a cement truck and died.
I guess you could say that the moral of this story is, "stop while you're a head".
A Car full of bank robbers has crashed into a cement truck yesterday while evading police …
The police are now searching for hardened criminals.
A prison van and a cement truck collided
Several hardened criminals escaped
As seen on a masonry truck
Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence
Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road?
It wasn't cement to happen.
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed in a cemetery and spilled into an open grave?
... The plot thickens ...
A foreman working on a construction site walks up to his only workers for the day...
They were an Irishman, Englishman and a Chinese.
The foreman walks up to the Irishman and tells him:
"I will be going out for a few hours to do some paperwork. In the meantime I want you to shovel this pile of gravel into the truck so it can be taken away when I get back."
He then goes to the Englishman:
"You, on the other hand are going to sweep all the dust on the ground left behind by all the cement. I want to see the floor spotless when I return."
He says to the Chinese man:
"I will leave you in charge of the supplies. Make sure everyone gets their supplies."
And having delivered the duties to his workers, the foreman leaves the site to attend to his business.
When he returns, he finds the gravel not shoveled and the floor not swept.
He quickly locates the Irishman and asks him why he didn't do his job. He says: "I would have shoveled this here gravel, but I don't have a shovel. The Chinese guy was supposed to give it to me but I haven't seen him since you left."
He then goes to look for the Englishman, who says: "I can't possibly sweep the floor without a broom and dustpan, as the Chinese man has not given them to me. I have been looking for him for hours but I can't seem to find him."
The foreman, Irishman and Englishman decide to go look for the Chinese man when he jumps out from behind a pillar and yells:
"SUPPLIES!"
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