Cement Mixer Jokes

Funniest Cement Mixer Short Jokes

Short cement mixer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cement mixer humour may include short mixer jokes also.

1. Breaking news just in. A cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the highway, Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
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2. A prison van crashed into a cement mixer this morning... Police are currently on the lookout for half a dozen hardened criminals.
3. A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
4. Cement Mixer A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston bypass.
   Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
5. I was stuck driving behind a cement mixer for 1/2 an hour It had a "Do not overtake turning vehicle" sign.
6. This just in: A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. The police warn that these are really heavy criminals.
7. A prison bus crashed into a cement mixer You should be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
8. The manager of my power drill company was doing so well I promoted him to head of the cement mixer division. One good turn deserves another.
9. *Police Alert* Two men wanted for stealing a cement mixer. Caution is advised. They are hardened criminals.
10. This just in: a cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. The prisoners tried to escape across the river, but they were wearing cement overshoes.

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Cement Mixer One Liners

Which cement mixer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cement mixer? I can suggest the ones about cement and meat grinder.

1. What do you get when you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement
2. A cement mixer collided with a prison van Be sure to look out for 10 hardened criminals.
3. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer.
4. What do you call a midget in a cement mixer A wee hard man

Cement Mixer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cement mixer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grinder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cement mixer pranks.