The Best 28 Celsius Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Celsius jokes. There are some celsius lukewarm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Celsius Jokes and Puns
Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job.
It was Celsius because he had a degree.
I've decided to freeze myself down to -273.15 degrees Celsius.
My friends all think I'm crazy, but I'll be 0K.
I told my friend I was going to freeze myself to -273 degrees celsius.
He seemed concerned, but I said I'll be OK.
A huge crab walks into a bar...
...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me within one minute of ordering, and at a temperature of between 6-9 degrees Celsius. The beer should be served in a clean, cold glass and a beer mat must be provided. If the quality of the provided beer does not meet my high standards, you must agree to refund the full amount charged, and provide any additional financial compensation for any discomfort, stress or time wasted."
The barman looks at the crab and says, "why the big clause?"
The wife of Korean immigrant was bed ridden with a high fever.
She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.
"911 emergency, how can we help you."
"Wife in bed. She so hot."
"Okay... good for you."
If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.
That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
A man cooled himself to -273.15 Celsius
But don't worry he's 0k
Anders Celsius died when he was 43 years old
although his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109
You Know What Really Makes My Blood Boil?
Temperatures Of Over 100 Degrees Celsius.
A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp.
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-40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius.
My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.
If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius..
..you'd be 0K
So I just realized I left my pop in the car…
And it's -20 Celsius out. I guess it's a *pop*-sicle now.
Surgeon's joke.
There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.
Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.
How can you tell that an ice cube didn't graduate from college in the US?
Because it has 0 degrees.
Also because it uses the Celsius scale.
I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.
I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.
Getting old is like the Celsius scale
Anything in the 20's is great.
30-35 starts to get uncomfortable.
35-40 most people can't handle it
and 40+ you might as well be dead.
What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant?
K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!
What did the man with mercury poisoning say?
It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius
I'm so ill, my body temperature is 39° celsius
One more celsius and I'm votka!
Celsius be like
On a scale of 0-100, how hot is this water?
What did Kelvin say to his son Celsius after he broke his 273 college degrees?
You have hit Absolute Zero, son...
Why don't they make condoms out of steel?
Because steel doesn't become cementite until it reaches 750 degrees Celsius.
What did the physicist say when he found out the temperature was -273 degrees Celsius?
0K
I froze myself to -210 degrees Celsius
It was beyond cool
What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?
ISIS
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