The Best 6 Cellulite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cellulite jokes. There are some cellulite actresses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cellulite dweller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cellulite Jokes and Puns

Dr. Oz says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body helps prevent cellulite.

Apparently you can't do it in Starbucks.

And now the cops are here…..

Why do you never trust overweight female drug dealers?

Because they always cell-u-lite

What is the fat man who works at the lamp store trying to do?

Cellulite

Data gathered from over 10,000 prisoners worldwide suggests that the most common side effect is...

...cell-ulite.

What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common?

Cellulite.


Why don't man have cellulite?

Because its ugly.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cellulite fou jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cellulite fat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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