The Best 12 Cellular Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cellular jokes. There are some cellular totem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cellular turnt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cellular Jokes and Puns

Why do cellular biologists never agree with mathematicians?

For them, division and multiplication are the same thing.

[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is

To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'

Why do cellular biologists always disagree with mathematicians?

Because to them dividing and multiplying are the same

Cellular joke, Why do cellular biologists always disagree with mathematicians?

I walked into my bosses office and yelled, "Three to five cellular layers of skin."

"What?" he laughed.

"I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP


What do you call it when a cell is determined to produce ATP?

Cellular Desperation

I think my phone is alive

It has cellular activity

Cellular joke, I think my phone is alive

What is Goku's cellular carrier of choice?

SaiyanT&T

Cancer... what are my treatment options Dr. Trump?

We are going to begin immediately with a strict regiment of calling your cancer "cellular extremism".

I used to date a cellular device

Now she's my iPhone X

What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe?

They're both Mitosis

You can explore cellular smartphone reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cellular celled dad jokes. There are also cellular puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Today I learned the fame of Albert Einstein pales in comparison to his brother whose work in cellular regeneration has been the subject of many books and several movies.

His name was Frank.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cellular phone jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cellular molecular piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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