Cellular Jokes

Funniest Cellular Short Jokes

Short cellular jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cellular humour may include short cell phone jokes also.

1. Why do cellular biologists never agree with mathematicians? For them, division and multiplication are the same thing.
2. [Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'
3. Why do cellular biologists always disagree with mathematicians? Because to them dividing and multiplying are the same
4. I walked into my bosses office and yelled, "Three to five cellular layers of skin." "What?" he laughed.
   "I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."
5. "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. At least, I'm pretty certain.
6. Cancer... what are my treatment options Dr. Trump? We are going to begin immediately with a strict regiment of calling your cancer "cellular extremism".
7. What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe? They're both Mitosis
8. Today I learned the fame of Albert Einstein pales in comparison to his brother whose work in cellular regeneration has been the subject of many books and several movies. His name was Frank.

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Cellular One Liners

Which cellular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cellular? I can suggest the ones about biology cell and cells.

1. Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration? To make A TP
2. What do you call it when a cell is determined to produce ATP? Cellular Desperation
3. I think my phone is alive It has cellular activity
4. What is Goku's cellular carrier of choice? SaiyanT&T
5. I used to date a cellular device Now she's my iPhone X

Howlingly Hilarious Cellular Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about cellular you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biological jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cellular pranks.