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Ohh.. About a handful.
because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week.
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
They're in-bread.
Apparently 'Mexicans' was not the right answer
but alas, it was in vein.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Sex Cells.
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
Because sex cells.
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Because sex cells!
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.
Because they were cultured cells..
...when he sees a midget climbing out one of the cells at the top of the prison. The midget is climbing down a rope when he turns around and sees the man on the street. The midget flips off the men and continues to climb down the rope.
The man says to himself, "Wow, that's a little condescending."
If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
Hey, sex cells.
I asked if they were very sure of them cells.
Sex cells!
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
Because sex cells.
It was all in vein.
I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
Black people was the wrong answer...
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
There's too many white cells.
Because sex cells.
Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein.
With a thick bottom
Apparently black people was not the answer.
... speak for themselves
He told me: Sex cells.
A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."
Because then their cells would have no bars.
It's going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.
I guess you can call it a typo.
One of the questions asked. What are normally found inside cells?
Apparently, 'Black People' was not the correct answer.
Pregnant.
For 20 bucks they have this tiny fish that eat off your dead cells. It was way cheaper than funeral
They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.
One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
The other says "Coagulations!"
Because they're in cells.
Alas, it was all in vein!
Because sex cells.
She sells C cells by the seashore.
...pregnant!
The other looks back and says Well, sex cells.
Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.
Let that sink in
But FAT CELLS… must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.
But fat cells must have accepted jesus as their lord savior because of their eternal life
Because they're in cells.
Gifted.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
As a prisoner, I received another 2 years on my sentence.
Belong in cells
Because you never take the lord's name in vain
Too many cells
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