Because they had no bars on their cells!
... speak for themselves
Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
Pregnant.
I guess you can call it a typo.
Apparently black people was not the answer.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
There's too many white cells.
It was all in vein.
He told me: Sex cells.
but alas, it was in vein.
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
Black people was the wrong answer...
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
...when he sees a midget climbing out one of the cells at the top of the prison. The midget is climbing down a rope when he turns around and sees the man on the street. The midget flips off the men and continues to climb down the rope.
The man says to himself, "Wow, that's a little condescending."
For 20 bucks they have this tiny fish that eat off your dead cells. It was way cheaper than funeral
Apparently 'Mexicans' was not the right answer
One of the questions asked. What are normally found inside cells?
Apparently, 'Black People' was not the correct answer.
A Pole, a German and a Russian are sent to prison. They each receive a 50-year sentence with no parole. The guard, when putting them in their cells, shows mercy on them and offers to give each of them a small supply of their favourite things to occupy their times. The Pole picks a collection of books by his favourite author, the German picks a case of strong beer, and the Russian picks a huge pack of cigarettes. After the 50 years pass, the guard checks on his prisoners. The Pole thanks the guard for allowing him to gain knowledge in his time, the German complains that he ran out of alcohol a week into his sentence, and the Russian asks the guard for a lighter.
They're in-bread.
I asked if they were very sure of them cells.
because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
Ohh.. About a handful.
Because sex cells!
Because sex cells.
Hey, sex cells.
Because sex cells.
If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
It's going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.
With a thick bottom
A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.
Because they were cultured cells..
Because then their cells would have no bars.
A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."
Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein.
Sex Cells.
Because sex cells.
Sex cells!
They sbread apart through mitoastis
A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician each have their respective problem-solving skills tested by a group of researchers. They are each placed in separate locked 4x4 cells with walls made of cement and given a can of food. They are told to open the cans and get the food out using no other outside materials. The researchers leave the three to their own devices, then come back after an hour.
The physicist is first to be checked on. The researchers find him mouthing out complicated formulas in his head. After a moment, he swings his can into a wall with the proper amount of force and at the correct angle to split the can open.
The engineer is next. His cell is covered in dents, and he is eating from the remnants of a banged-up and broken can when the researchers find him.
Finally, the researchers visit the mathematician's cell. They find him huddled in a corner, cradling the can in his arms, and muttering, "Assume a can opener, assume a can opener, assume a can opener..."
Because sex cells
I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right
Because sex cells.
... They sneak past the guards and make it to the shoreline. The mainland is a kilometre away, through dangerous waters.
The brunette, being the bravest, leaves first. She swims as hard as she can, but after only a few hundred meters she becomes exhausted and drowns.
The redhead leaves second. She is smarter and swims more slowly, but just as she passed half way a shark eats her.
The blonde, a natural athlete, embarks on her perilous swim. Miraculously, she avoids all sharks and swims until she is only 50m from the shoreline!
Exhausted, she says, "It's too far, I can't make it!", and swims back.
Because you know,sex cells.
Alone
You know, sex cells.
Because sex cells.
I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
Sex cells.
They said they had DNA evidence placed him at a crime scene.
They tested his cells and decided they couldn't charge him.
But I don't really know if sex cells
Because sex cells.
Thought of this joke while doing biology homework, is it any good?
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