Cells Jokes

Funniest Cells Short Jokes

Short cells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cells humour may include short biology cell jokes also.

1. Andrew Tate says his romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites?" Say the lice.
2. If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
3. So how long are you in for? I asked my cell mate. Only for a couple of minutes, then I'm usually done he replied as he carried on thrusting.
4. Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!
5. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
6. How is a toddler like a cell phone? If you can't find it in three days it's probably dead.
7. Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside.
8. If you ever get thrown into jail Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...
   You're the powerhouse of the cell.
9. Called my wife on her cell to warn her about this crazy driver on the news who's speeding down the highway in the wrong direction. She replied: I know! There's like hundreds of them!
10. I failed my biology test today. Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."

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Cells One Liners

Which cells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cells? I can suggest the ones about cellular and genes.

1. What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant (with twins)
3. [Blonde] What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
4. I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell
5. Liberals declared leukemia to be racist There's too many white cells.
6. Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein.
7. Why are prisoners so bad at socializing? Because they're in cells.
8. What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? mitosis.
9. Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!
10. Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked.
11. Why did the red blood cell misspell his name? It was a type-o.
12. Why did the cell phone need glasses? Because it ran out of contacts.
13. What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis!
14. Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread.
15. There was a woman selling batteries in the park today.. She sells C-cells by the seesaw

Brain Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny brain cells jokes and even better brain cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS… must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.
• What do you call a blonde woman with 2 brain cells? ...pregnant!
• What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? Gifted.
  What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
  Pregnant.
• Brain cells die, skin cells die, hair cells die But fat cells must have accepted jesus as their lord savior because of their eternal life
• What does a single brain cell need? A cellmate
• How do blondes' brain cells die? Alone
• What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor
  (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)
• To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant. But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
• What makes a kids' show good? The kids only having a few brain cells.
• I have two brain cells. One for each side of a pentagon.

Blood Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny blood cells jokes and even better blood cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O". I guess you can call it a typo.
• I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.
• Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets... One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
  The other says "Coagulations!"
• 2 blood cells met and fell in love Alas, it was all in vein!
• If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic Let that sink in
• A red blood cell was found stealing oxygen... They had to make a cardiac arrest.
• I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.
• A joke that has been circulating around for a while... Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein.
• Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!' Because you never take the lord's name in vain
• What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell.

Cancerous Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny cancerous cells jokes and even better cancerous cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"
• What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!
• What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed? A cancer cell
• Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma.
• Mr. T had a rare form of cancerous lymphoma that affected T-cells. Do you know what the odds are on that?! One in 26.
• How is IGN like cancer? There's a lot of talk about copying dead cells.
• What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell? One of them has an existential crisis.
• Why are there so many movies about cancer? Because cancer cells
• RIP Jobs What did the unemployed cancer cell say?
  "We should get Jobs"
• Who's the only other person who can beat Perfect Cell? Cancer.

Cancer Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny cancer cells jokes and even better cancer cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored?
  they get jobs
• What's the worst thing about cancer cells? They took our Jobs.
• cancer cell #301 whats baked and sells itself?
  my sister
• How do you kill cancer cells in a person You kill the person

Fat Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat cells jokes and even better fat cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider
• Yo momma's so fat, her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.
• Yo Momma is so fat, when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.
• Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
• Your mama's so fat... She has her own cell tower.
• What does AT&T call their reduced data plan sold exclusively to fat chicks? Cell-u-Lite

Giggle-Inducing Cells Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about cells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cells pranks.